Perth ON Life

Tweets about life in Perth, ON. Mostly just bitchy rants about what we see here.

[Small Town Problems @SmallTwnProbs]

you either stay in this town and go no where with life, or you leave and never come back. #smalltownproblems

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

You either leave this town or stay and get pregnant it seems

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Perth boys must be suffering pretty bad with the gas prices these days #Trucks

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

At least all of the trucks with mud tires are able to get through bad road conditions without problems

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

I'm sure the LCBO doesn't complain about the teenage alcoholic problem perth has

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Out for a rip are ya bud?

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

*in a city on your way to a party* cab driver: "that'll be $15 please" *in the country* "that'll be $50 please"

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Aw dats gettin' me

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Those people who so clearly peaked in high school

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

The fact that urban dictionary has a perfectly accurate depiction of our county

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

The fact that all you can look forward to when you turn 19 in Perth is getting into the shark

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

That inevitable twang you get from spending time in Perth

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

I always love Perth in the winter- no tourists

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

The fact that every time you go out in Perth it's like a high school reunion

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

"Gettin' ya" a phrase only understood by the people of perth and a phrase that you must explain the meaning to if used anywhere else

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Once you leave you always go back

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

We're back!

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Whenever I see a douchebag dating a bitch I can't help but think it's a match made in heaven #perthlife

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Trying to drive through downtown Perth in the summer has to be hardest thing to do in life #sobusy #touristseverywhere

[Perth ON Life @BitchofPerthON]

Who wants to go swimming in the Tay River?