Bitch Issues

It's just so hard being me

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Don't call me hun. I'm not your neighbor at the trailer park ✋

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I'm having trouble deciding which of you I hate the most

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Please don't look at me until you wash that grease out of your hair

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Unless you drive a Maserati do not try getting a girl's attention at a stop light

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The kinds of people that follow the "White after Labor Day rule" are the same kinds that only fuck with the lights off

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If you drink tap water we can't be friends

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Oh you hate drama? Please post more about that on every social network you're a part of.

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If your hair looks like lasagna noodles, I hate you.

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Pay. Attention. To. Me.

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#badbitches

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👑 BOW DOWN BITCHES 👑

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THE BITCH IS BACK

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Yup, I'm over it.

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Thinking before speaking, is it REALLY that hard of a concept to grasp?

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Really though, the next time someone says your exes name I'm going to throw them off a bridge.

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I don't care how hungover you are today, you have shit to do. Should have thought about that when you were 53 beers deep last night.

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Yes I may BE a bitch but you NEVER have the right to call me one. #thatsthatshitidontlike

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After last night, you're never allowed to drink again.

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My dog puts your ex girlfriend to shame

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If your dream car is under 5 grand, something is wrong here.