Basically.Bitchy

i’m funny and i know it

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

Here I am, minding my damn business

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

So my local wendy’s only sells chocolate frostys now!?!? @Wendys When were y’all going to tell me?!?😭😢

[m @codykook]

gonna tell my kids this was the tiny meat gang

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“iNsTaGrAM mUsIc IsNt AvAiLaBlE In YOur reGiOn” ITS BEEN YEARS @instagram WHATS GOING ON OVER THERE?!?

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! I got in huge shit because i wasn’t 13! Thanks Twitter💞#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

@devynlundy

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@StarbucksCanada does this mean the pumpkin spice frap is coming back too?!?

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

i’ve spent my whole life thinking it was “from the gecko”....it’s actually “from the get go”🙃😫

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

shout out to my 10 followers😫 i love yall💀🤪

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if you give your dog a treat or food and make them wait till you say yes, your a monster idc idc

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

food art is the adult version of playing with your food

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maybe the reason why there is such bad things happening to the world lately is because we opened up that fuckin sarcophagus

[Yeroc @ItsCoreyScherer]

Everyone always asks where’s Gary, but never how is Gary...

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

people with airpods have 0 data tho🙅🏻‍♀️ who broke now!?😂😫🤦🏻‍♀️

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

@BrennenTaylor only u brennen, only u

[Yeroc @ItsCoreyScherer]

Brittany... your chicken tenders are ready...

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

youtubers just put their name on some ordinary objects and label it “EXCLUSIVE” and price it at $400000 like no i don’t want your toothpick for $150 who even cares if it’s pink!?!

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

Adulthood is basically just downloading all the explicit versions of songs instead of the clean ones

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

SIX WEEKS TILL MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT IM DOING?!?!

Literally nothing I have no friends

[Basically.Bitchy @BitchyBasicly]

*guy sends mirror pic*
Me: okay but that bathroom dirty as fuck clean that shit man like do you need help? Are you okay? Do you know what year it is?