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Oh Noes! It's the Official Fan Club of the only Bitchy Knitter. She hates podcasts, but still wants to host a Ted Talk

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In a strange flex, the internet’s favorite bitch pushes eating insects as “not so weird, what’s your hangup with it?” No word yet on whether caterpillars in the chrysalis state are officially “trans” or not, but time will tell.

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In a BOLD move, her Supreme Bitchiness has admitted to both having taken as many Pfizer shots as she can possibly obtain, and having red blood like a real American. Her wisdom reigns as she allows us to decipher which, if either, is truth.

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The Oracle may be issuing a retraction soon, so the Fan Club will proactively throw in the towel until the One Bitch of Binary Handedness decides on her opinion.
#BitchyWisdomRetraction

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The Oracle of Bitchiness has issued a decree!
You must note use “woke” or you are irrelevant.
#BitchyWisdom

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The one bitch has dusted off her left-handed Xbox controller and has shared #BitchyWisdom of the day:
Public health policy should be like a side-quest where you to break into public utility and dump chemicals into the distribution system.
Sadly, Homeland Security may disagree.

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The fan club has acknowledged that it has “F’ed off” on sharing any #BitchyWisdom, (she’s been on a boring binge lately), but today the Queen B has finally broke her losing streak to confirm our prior report that she does, indeed, think that Right-Handers are Nazis.

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Showing off her tenacity as well as her #BitchyWisdom, today our Digital Dowager Duchess flexes her internet muscles by showing us that you can live through the really hard challenges in life, like podcasts.
They take so many souls each year, but lucky for us she’s a survivor.

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In a bold or very unthought move, the Bitch-About-Town has decided to both embrace any woman as a model (likely a nod to Kamala Harris’ step-daughter’s armpit hair), and to enacting violence on supervisors. She may or may not be looking for a qualified psychologist soon.

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In a fit of change, the One Bitch has decided to remove herself from t-shirts, and has relegated herself to opinions of foolish babble. Thanks to Joe Biden, she is again paying rent.
She also has a bad headache, but it is probably not at all due to the new Ravelry layout.

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Sometimes, it’s not what you say, but what you don’t say. For example, our Chief Priestess of Bitchydom has elected to not discuss unworthy topics such as the #gamestonk and #ravelryaccessibility in spite of her passions.
#Bitchywisdom today: Ignore it & hopefully it goes away.

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In the latest bit of #BitchyWisdom, our Bitch-Anon shows that she is still relevant by taking on the tough topics; making the bold moves no one else will make.
Today, she teaches us that is import to “Block Back.” It’s about someone’s safety, NOT about pettiness or spotlighting

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In a bold move, the Bitchy Queen of all the bitches takes on 2021 by calling Joe Biden “competent”. While the fan club cannot condone this as wisdom, we will actively defer to the comments to her questionable early call.
This could take a while, please be patient fan club.

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As Inauguration Day draws closer, our Queen Bitch of many colors sheds her Axial Tilt for some Mario Bro's.
Today wielding her #BitchyWisdom to fight for her own team by announcing another minority: Left Handed Knitters! They are very oppressed & must punch colonial knitting.

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Our Gamer-in-Chiefstess has revealed new #BitchyWisdom!
Only the Master Chief can use Halo words. Otherwise, lawsuits are required.
Master Chief gotta eat too.

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In a timely and not at all convenient pivot, the Queen of Bitches delivers some just in time #BitchyWisdom: Get Woke, Go Broke.

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The fan club is excited to thank our beloved Queen Bitch for the shout out! The B’s time is quite precious, and we are thankful she spends some of it on all of us.
#BitchyWisdom for today: Never forget the fans who got you there.

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Our malevolent Queen has issued some non-election related #Bitchywisdom:
Eating meat is bad for animals. Instead, try knitted meat! Available only @ravelry

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The One Bitch as shared some Election #BitchyWisdom to help us through:
Russian Collusion = Real
Steele Dossier = Facts
Hillary Clinton = Reincarnation of Virgin Mary
Hunter Biden Laptop Pictures;Videos; Texts; Emails = Not Real
Election & Mail Fraud = Conspiracy Theory

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The Fan Club would like to thank The One Bitch for educating us what the big blue Retweet button does. We would be SO lost without her.
#BitchyWisdom

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Great news Witchy fans! Our Halloween Hag has revealed some knitting #BitchyWisdom finally:
Losting your stuff is for Lost'ers. It's very easy to Lost your stuff, especially when you are trying hard not to Lost it.
When you Lost things, you've already Lost.