The Bitchy Pessimist

Never trust anyone but yourself. Total bitch #SorryNotSorry . Aspiring #FitFam member. #Paleo #GetFit Tweeting since 12.26.12

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

That moment when you're a grown woman and you miss your mom... #MommysGirl #NeverTooOld

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

My whole body hurts #WorkoutProblems

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I need serious snugs

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

You are exactly what I need to forget him.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

I think you and the moon and Neptune got it right. 💕🌙

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

When you have to force food down your throat because you're not hungry but you need the protein after a work out <<<< #full #FitFam

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

Poor guy... #SexProblems

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

I hate nights when I can't fall asleep because there's too much on my mind.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

I miss the simplicity of being a kid.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

My dad is annoying af. The end.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

@DGCsays right?! I gave up once Ally came back and A was like a million different mysteries. Like end the show already!

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

@xo_sarcasm I don't believe that these two acts of courage can even be compared. They're both courageous in their own way.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

You can't just yell at me and then talk to me 5 minutes later like nothing happened. I need time to cool down.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

I don't think I'll ever understand how a guy can just randomly stop talking to a girl with such ease.

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Once a cunt, always a cunt

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

I wish life was as easy as I thought it would be when I was a kid.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

I think I want a kitty 🐱 #meow

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

Current mood: pissed I gained my lost weight back. But loving the taste of pizza.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

I'm not sure I know how to get myself out of the past. I miss you.

[The Bitchy Pessimist @BitchyPessimist]

Every time someone asks if I have a boyfriend, I laugh. It's a habit.