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roses are red, I'm going to bed
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my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day
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Whoever ends up marrying Zac Efron will win at life basically
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sry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found
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i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals
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they should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some ice cream
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if Emma Watson graduated from brown university while simultaneously filming 5 major Hollywood films, u can make it thru today
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If ur pets dont like him he aint da one
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david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song
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your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am
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"don't be sad" ok i am better now thank u
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r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying
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don't worry about me. worry about ur eyebrows.
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I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
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if ur boyfriend doesn’t worship ur butt then he’s a lame & i’m very sorry u have to deal with that
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i feel like i'm going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas
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the fault in her booty
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on a scale of 1 to people who clap when the plane lands how annoying are you
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do you ever start writing a tweet and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
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occupation: princess
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