๐จBREAKING: Talks are heating up to impose TERM LIMITS on Congress, ending career politicians once and for all.
Would you support mandatory term limits?
A. Yes โ itโs long overdue.
B. No โ elections should decide that.
๐จBREAKING: Trump just turned covid dot gov into his own fan-fiction lab leak blog.
No seriously. The official U.S. government site for COVID-19 info now reads like a paranoid Reddit thread moderated by Alex Jones, but with worse graphic design.
Instead of testing info or treatment options, itโs now a full-on rebrand:
โ โThe virus came from China.โ
โ โFauci covered it up.โ
โ โBlame everyone but me.โ
โ โAlso, look at this pixelated meme of a bat in sunglasses.โ
This isnโt public health, itโs propaganda cosplaying as science.
Letโs rewind.
Trump fumbled Americaโs pandemic response so badly we ranked second-worst in COVID deaths among wealthy nations โ just behind Peru.
He ignored science, lied to calm Wall Street, let PPE rot in warehouses, and floated the idea of injecting bleach.
Now? Heโs laundering that record into a conspiracy thriller where heโs the hero and China is the villain โ because God forbid he just admits failure.
The science? Still says natural origins. Genomic data, global virologists, peer-reviewed studies โ all point to a zoonotic spillover, likely from a wet market.
Even the CIAโs โlab leakโ update says it has low confidence. Which is bureaucrat-speak for we got nothing, but heโs yelling again.
But hereโs the kicker:
This isnโt just dumb โ itโs dangerous.
Trump isnโt โjust asking questions.โ
Heโs naming individuals โ Fauci, Morens, Biden โ and framing them as traitors.
Thatโs not science. Thatโs a hit list in search of scapegoats.
And if you think thatโs hyperbole, remember:
โขHe pardoned Jan 6 attackers.
โขHeโs extorted law firms into pro bono work.
โขHeโs trying to โde-wokeโ Harvard like itโs a frat hazing ritual.
โขAnd now heโs turning pandemic science into MAGA myth-making.
If youโre wondering how fascism tiptoes in wearing a lab coat and a smirk, this is it.
It takes the form of rewriting public websites into weaponized disinfo, so one man can avoid responsibility โ and maybe launch another โretributionโ campaign while heโs at it.
Oh, and the website?
It looks like it was built by a 10-year-old in MS Paint. One user said it resembles the Pixar lamp logo. Another said it looks like Trump himself leaked.
Not wrong.
So yeah, covid gov is now state-run Trumpaganda.
In case it wasnโt obvious: This man should not be within 500 feet of a democracy.
๐จBREAKING: The Supreme Court just sided with Donald Trump BLOCKING the lower courtโs order Forcing Trump to give aid to foreign countries!!
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๐จBREAKING: The Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard Linda Fagan, has been terminated over her failure to address border security and her excessive focus on DEI - FOX
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