Jennifer Clooney

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[Jennifer Clooney @Bitcoinfinity]

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[Jennifer Clooney @Bitcoinfinity]

@TulsiGabbard Did Israel send their best doctors?

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

"If we don't speak out now, our children won't have a chance to speak up."

1000%

[Shaun King @shaunking]

The entire @UFC has ONE American champ.

And he’s been banned from the big stupid UFC event at the White House because he criticized Netanyahu and Epstein.

Israel literally controls Trump.
They own him.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇮🇱🇵🇸 He thought he was ready. He was wrong.

Professor Nick Maynard arrived in Palestine on Boxing Day 2023 to find hundreds of thousands of displaced people flooding the roads, a 180-bed hospital sheltering 20,000 souls, and bombs going off all night without pause.

"The crowding was unreal.

Every single step you were treading over patients or relatives to get in.

They will never leave me, those scenes."

@maynard_nick

[Ian Smith, Sr. @iansmithfitness]

Common Theo W.

[RT @RT_com]

'They're a SATANIC REGIME... they just want to CAUSE PAIN' — Theo Von SPEAKS OUT on ISRAEL

'They'll come HERE [to the US] one day'

'Speak UP now — or our children won’t be able to...

BY LAW OR WORSE'

[stranger @strangerous10]

Pocock presses Wong who says we all ‘prefer' an independent inquiry into abuse of Aussies off a flotilla but will instead push for a ‘swift’ & ‘transparent’-internal Israel led investigation🙄

Pocock ‘if we prefer an independent one, why has the govt not asked Israel?’🔥#auspol

[LPC @landpalestine]

American actor brad garrett announced he has joined javier bardem in not Working With Anyone who Supporting the genocide in Palestine or any Israeli company

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇵🇸 INTERVIEW: “Nothing could have prepared me for what I saw in Gaza”

An Oxford cancer surgeon who has worked in Gaza since 2010 has a message for anyone who believes the Israeli military cannot distinguish between a militant and a civilian: they can, they just aren't.

Professor Nick Maynard has witnessed Israeli airstrikes on every trip he’s been on over 15 years.

He says the surgical precision he witnessed BEFORE October 7th proves today’s civilian losses are a choice.

He describes arriving in Gaza on Boxing Day 2023 to find a 180-bed hospital overwhelmed by 20,000 displaced people.

Patients covered every staircase and corridor while bombs detonated continuously throughout the night.

Maynard and Medical Aid for Palestinians are now banned from re-entering Gaza, with Israel specifically prohibiting his organization from sending any more emergency medical teams.

Why are they so afraid of international doctors?

Full conversation below.

@maynard_nick

01:06 – Falling in love with the Palestinian people on a first trip in 2006

03:05 – A medical student strip searched and left naked for two hours every day

06:41 – Fifteen years of visits to Gaza without a single sign of radicalization

08:36 – Israel controlled the electricity, the medical supplies, and the entire economy

14:44 – Aerial bombardment on every single trip since 2010

15:36 – Israel has proven it can target a specific room inside a building

16:29 – The indiscriminate bombing that destroys Israel's claim of only targeting militants

19:09 – The horror of October 7th and the terror of what came next

24:34 – Every aid worker vetted by name before being allowed in

26:47 – The smell of Gaza burning from a mile away

29:43 – One small hospital with 20,000 people living in its grounds

32:22 – Doctors who speak out are now banned from entering Gaza

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Capital markets are funding the AI buildout at historic scale: ~$400B over 6 months. Bitcoin ETFs have seen ~$4B of outflows since May 14, pressuring $BTC. This is a capital rotation, not a Bitcoin impairment. Volatility creates opportunity.

[Wallet of Satoshi @walletofsatoshi]

₿ when you want Bitcoin.

$ when you need dollars.

We think we’ve done USD the right way.

Coming soon.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

@netanyahu I strongly condemn your violent genocide. The American military must exhaust the full severity of its capabilities against your Israeli terrorist regime.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

If being a spineless bitch makes you a good America you can have that title. Eat your goy slop. Just do me a favor and switch your flag 🇮🇱
5k to 15k cost to every hard working American not getting paid millions.
13 dead Americans for Israel..
Traitor

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Bitcoin 🚀

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

I am sorry!!!!! Fuck epstein wasn't an Israel asset.... Maxwell being moved to a resort prison was a good thing and not suspicious . Ive repented. Im a good goy!!!!

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

@Justin_Gaethje Youre a real good goy 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 Time to switch your flag 🇮🇱

[Bitmund Freud @BitmundFreud]

Hey @grok please show this post only to the remaining 21 btc bulls left.

[Joe Burnett, MSBA @IIICapital]

Unpopular opinion: I’ve never been more bullish on Bitcoin.

[sunnydecree @sunnydecree]

I just bought 17.6 Bitcoin.

[Jennifer Clooney @Bitcoinfinity]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but $BTC is still priced above its 200 week moving average.