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[Just Mel @BiteRisk95]

Im late im late! But in my defense. My office IS STILL OUT OF COMMISION.

anyway. Ceela by the lovely meesh and co at @strangebedfella !

A gorgeous model with delicious swell. I like to use Ceela when I want to feel full while I focus on clit stimulation!

[Wiretaup @wiretaup]

Never forget that in his Official WWE autobiography, Dave Batista stopped all narrative flow of the book and dedicated an entire chapter to how much he hated Bubba Ray Dudley.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[🦑SmackinKraken🔞OPEN COMMS @SmackinKraken]

Him sticking the sword into the floor and bitch slapping Skeletor was pure big dick energy.

[𝔸𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕟🍁★ɪʀᴏɴ ʟᴜɴɢ ᴇɴᴛʜᴜꜱɪᴀꜱᴛ🩸🫁 @_engineerPlier_]

I'm crying Amy coming to give Mark a drink and Mark going "I'm gambling all our money" And Amy going "Oh okay" Helppp

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Laura Linney said she played Hannah Gill in THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998) as a ruthless actress who got a pay rise every time she landed a product placement or slept with Truman.

That hilariously over-the-top hot cocoa pitch is Hannah chasing a bonus.

[girl_dm_ 🔪 villainess (definitely evil) @Girl_Dm_]

Out at a bar with friends, I suggested we do shots of fireball

The waitress put her arm in front of me and said “don’t listen to the demon” to the rest of my friends 😭😭😭😭😭

Anyway we did shots of fireball

[b @DER0GAT0RY]

getting you a cage decorated with all your favorite things (that i figured out while stalking you for months) so when i kidnap you and drag you to your new home you have a single place to feel safe

[Rohese @RodjaRohesia]

Si estás en el sitio correcto, no tienes donde ser gilipollas.

[yuno @yunoscxrse]

Also if you’ve ever called me daddy I want a Father’s Day gift

[🔞Shrew after hours🔞 @ShrewHub]

The biggest boy I've ever drawn

[Eric Parkhill @itsericxpark]

I blame this scene for making me gay

[jo @lamehq]

to be fair skeletor was just as horny

[nadia • balduring the gates @skarsghardy]

of course the artist is fantastic

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

Friends: “We just started playing Warframe. You heard of it? Come join us.”

Me logging into my old account and joining the lobby:

[GET MORE CYNICAL @dolladjacent]

I feel like a lot of the ovulating horniness hullabaloo is because women may feel they have found a shortcut to expressing their sexual desires without the baggage of slut shaming. Like “if I’m horny for biological reasons, I’m not a whore”

[alan woke @mangointahiti]

she literally says it out loud like idk how anyone would think for a second they were good to her

[Krizzia ⚡ @L0VERSEYES]

happy fathers day to the shade that stepped up #hades

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

yesterday a co-worker wrote in the work chat like “hey anybody head hurt cuz we just spent six hours outside breathing in the toxic ammonia from the two giant fires in this neighborhood this week?” and i cannot tell you how viciously it was ignored by the managers.