Dan Cooper

Banished from the fifth heaven, Zucc’d by the Angry Gods, killed by beef tumor, resurrected to lurk in perpetuity

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

An absolute pudding-brained statement. I’d expect no less from the irrelevant prince of flyover country.

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Today is a good day to remember: Christianity is the faith and America is the place slavery came to die

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

Indulging the "DEBATE ME!" shitheels does nothing to further the truth. It is exhausting because its purpose is to exhaust you and no credible person should do it.

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

@simonateba They should’ve marched to their own rectories.

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

These guys just get the most throbbing hardons for the idea of a debate. Dumb people thinking they’re smart. Gooning out over it. Meanwhile the rest of society looks at a debate with the same enthusiasm as a root canal.

[@jason @Jason]

If you're unwilling to debate a complex issue in public without a countdown clock, why should we trust you @PeterHotez?

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

What is it about wingnuts that makes them need EVERY DISAGREEMENT to be settled by public debate? Is it because they spent their entire adolescence/early being publicly humiliated and now they think they can overcome that shame in an antiquated forum?

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

Imagine watching this, listening closely to what this man is saying, and saying to yourself, “wow, what a hypocrite.”

This is what real leadership looks and sounds like. I swear this guy just regurgitates boomer opinions to get engagement

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Good message. But does Tomlin hold himself to same standard? How has he gotten better over the years? Results say otherwise. No playoff wins since 2016.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley?

A thread

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

Can someone please tell @LexG_III to allow me to follow him again PLEASE I am losing my mind here

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

🚨🚨GIVE AWAY🚨🚨I know I’m 8.8k followers late, but I promised a Three Rivers Stadium seat giveaway. For a Chance to win and to help me clear my basement retweet this! Must be following and willing to meet within city limits for pick up. Deadline 6/18 @ 5PM. Good luck!

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

TLDR: sliver spoon baby has time for hobbies

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

My life has been on display since I was 16 but my story has never been told. #UntoldNetflix August 1st. @netflix

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

@DannyShireyPGH @TaylorHaasePGH Always struck me as the type of player who can thrive in the NHL because the style of play is less of a scramble than AHL. This is a bubble playoff team, let’s not pretend he couldn’t provide the same or better than an average bottom 6 forward

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

@jmarshfof @EvolvingHockey Let him walk and brace for the inevitable Tuesday night in January when he comes to town and plays out of his fucking mind against the Penguins

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

Straight up love how mainstream media uses the term “Cuban exile community” instead of “generationally butthurt capitalists”. Sorry your rich grandfather lost his plantation and you somehow serendipitously landed on your feet in Miami.

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

@JDVance1 Cry more, dork

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

Ayo @NEWSMAX where did you find this clown, a fuckin Halloween party?

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

The Pittsburgh equivalent of the Phil Kessel Hot Dog cart story (except this place actually exists). RR hoping pens fans will toss meatballs on the ice when Kyle Dubas’ prized free agent class of 2023 somehow reverses the franchise’s fortunes

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

The gripping sequel to “we made up shit about the Teddy Blueger trade”

[Rob Rossi @Real_RobRossi]

Their hockey leadership search was almost finished. Then it wasn’t.

A behind-scenes look into how ⁦@penguins⁩ wooed Kyle Dubas — exclusive to ⁦@TheAthletic⁩ 🏒 https://t.co/3ZGAQ6QaHm

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

@dmtrubman Ah yes, a zoomed out, post rush hour screen grab tells the tale.

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

Go down there and start breaking up concrete then you fucking coward.

[Populist Pup @RokerGlasses]

Incompetent leftist PA governor Josh Shapiro says that repairing the collapsed section of I-95 in Philly is going to take “some number of months."

I bet @elonmusk could have that thing repaired in less than 2 weeks.

[Dan Cooper @BiteTheHand1998]

Suck Satan’s dick in the deepest depths of hell, asshole

[The Associated Press @AP]

Pat Robertson, the religious broadcaster who turned a tiny station into the global Christian Broadcasting Network, tried a run for president and helped make religion central to Republican Party politics in America, has died. He was 93. https://t.co/7fYqEQTaqS