˚⊱ BitePapillon ⊰˚

|| Adult || She/Her || A simple goober doing goober things.

[dude @tradboiwife]

spent 13 years of my life playing video games just to be mediocre at them at best

[˚⊱ BitePapillon ⊰˚ @Bite_Papillon]

@JMadeYouMAD Cant sit in chair like it’s a chair, only sit in chair like never seen chair before but trying to blend in like alien

[˚⊱ BitePapillon ⊰˚ @Bite_Papillon]

i have severe case of Gamer Posture mixed with ADHD Posture call it Chiropractic Nightmare

[ִֶָ @juizitta]

love is never wasted for its value does not rest upon reciprocity

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you

[˚⊱ BitePapillon ⊰˚ @Bite_Papillon]

I would be in prison for aggravated assault

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

Finally someone put it in words.
I've literally never met an upset woman who would be calmed by her crush just shoving their lips onto them

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Yall need to start being mean to people that are mean to YOU. Stop that bigger person shit.. Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield said!

[: @sn0oozey]

This is my circus and I’m one of the monkeys. I’m the best monkey. I give it my all every single time.

[Ai mds como é bom ser vida loka @Gh0stph0bia_]

evento canonico na vida de uma menina que achava q seu amigo era um divo até ele virar o diabo

[hepi @hepi01967211]

Quando seu amigo começa a ter uns papos meio preconceituosos e machistas entt vc tem q matar ele logo ali msm

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[💤ᏢᎬᏴᎬͲᎬ🥪 @Molotov60nine]

This is me. Happy Pride Month.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you.” Like wtf is that fr

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas