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Tunnocks addict; Prone to whimsy

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@RsaUnion great that so many fellows are showing support but a fellowship mass exodus at this point in the dispute would give mgt reason not to meet demands or worse, start redundancies. Fellows, make noise, join the picket but hold onto your fellowship until staff have fair pay

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@RsaUnion I left my job in HR at the RSA when it became clear there was a strategic shift in the attitude toward staff. "Spend less time listening to them moan" was just a start. I'm heartened to see staff using their power to speak out. Absolute solidarity.

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@thelandtrout NO I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS. I LOVE YOU. BYE

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I think I want green velvet dungarees

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Went to a kite fest. Saw a dog wearing a shirt.

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The fact that Michael Flatley has £204 million is the single best evidence that the world is fucked.

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Oh hi twitter. It's been two years but I appear, unexpectedly, to be back. Update: I've made another baby (likes to hold her forehead while eating); and the political situation has gone from despair to lol (severally).

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@MoonFurnishing give Tracy a medal! She's been chasing my order around London like a mad lady after @UPS misdelivered it. What a hero!

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Goal: a treatise against the ubiquity of chilled water.

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I have unfollowed almost everyone because of the state of everything. Now I won't miss all the hilarious tweets from my real life pals. Good

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At 1.30am I offered to do the early parenting shift. This is not a mistake I will make again.

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He's Pele with a D, he's Pele with a D, Dele Ali Dele Ali, he's Pele with a D.

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Is drum and base a thing? My upstairs neighbour apparently thinks so and frankly I expected more of him.

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The shit, the shouting, the loss of identity, the lack of control over ones destiny? I'll take it all. But WHERE IS THE OMELETTE CHALLENGE?

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I CANNOT ADJUST to perpetually waking up LITERALLY HOURS before the START of Saturday Kitchen.

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Is a congress tart a prostitute?

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The internet.

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This morning I hid a prolifically bleeding finger with a sheet of sandpaper because I was too proud to ask for a plaster. #adult

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Four women knit solemnly. Two workmen discuss a spa. #coffeeshopsofcamberwell

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@thelandtrout they might just think you're really old?