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[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

❝ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴇʟᴛ sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ~❞

• Writer tag: #ComedicMastermind
• SMG4 & MV friendly!
• Not new to verse
• Chill Mun
• 9 years of experience
• Mostly crack RP

°RTs apprecιaтed°

[ᗯᗩᒪᑌᎥǤᎥ @PurpleSourpuss]

❝ɪ ᴡᴀs ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ.❞

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Г ~ New to role, not to fandom

~ 10 yrs experience

~ Friendly writer

~ |#NintendoRP ° #MarioRP ° #MVRP|

~ AUs/OCs welcome

~ Up for interactions, SLs, and banter

~ Serious/Crack

~ SFW

~ 21+

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·RTs αρρɾҽƈιαƚҽԃ·

[ᗯᗩᒪᑌᎥǤᎥ @PurpIeSourpuss]

❝ɪ ᴡᴀs ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ.❞

⚬ ⚬ ⚬

Г ~ New to role, not to fandom

~ 10 yrs experience

~ Friendly writer

~ |#NintendoRP ° #MarioRP ° #MVRP|

~ AUs/OCs welcome

~ Up for interactions, SLs, and banter

~ Serious/Crack

~ SFW

~ 21+

⚬ ⚬ ⚬

·RTs αρρɾҽƈιαƚҽԃ·

[SҞULL ҞIÐ @PossessedPawn]

❝σηε вү σηε, тнεү'ℓℓ нεαя мү cαℓℓ. тнεη, тнιs ωιcкε∂ тσωη, ωιℓℓ ғσℓℓσω мү ғαℓℓ...~❞

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— New to persona, not to fandom

— 10 yrs exp.

— Friendly mun

— {#NintendoRP · #ZeldaRP · #MVRP}

— Always up for interactions, SLs, and banter

— 21+

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°RTs αρρɾҽƈιαƚҽԃ°

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

@LordBowserJr [Mario's response]:

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

[@LordBowserJr]:

*Junior places a stack of pizzas on the reader's desk.*

“Pizza time.”

___

[Mario shows up]:

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

"Nah.

It's 'cause you look F*CKING DELICIOUS....."

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

// Probably not.

And at this point?

He's as underrated as Waluigi was, when MASTER HAND wouldn't allow him in Smash.

[merry jennings (ACATSK 2021✨/OOPIS💖) @mi_cartoonist64]

✨✨
Guys is there a SMG3 fan club? 😞

[ThunderTHR @Thunder_THR]

Sonic the Hedgehog live movie trailer reveal:

Me:

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

[@BlueGamingGirl]:

Throws a controller at him.

___

[SMG3]:

*Dodges that shit, like NOBODY'S FUCKIN' BUSINESS*

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

"NOT (MY) FAULT YOU HAVE BAD TASTE!

I gave you the slapping...

not that you deserved...

BUT THE ONE, that you NEEDED!"

Yes.

That /was/ indeed a Batman reference he just did.

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

"That's what happens when you try to play Fortnite, B*TCH!"

And with that,

SMG3 goes on to give Tari THE MIDDLE FINGER.

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

[@BlueGamingGirl]:

Never make Tari angry,

you wouldn't like her when she's angry.

___

[SMG3]:

*PROCEEDS TO SLAP A HO*

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

[@BlueGamingGirl]:

I'd wouldn't get on her bad side if i were you.

___

[SMG3]:

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

@BlueGamingGirl [SMG3]:

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

Almost as much as he loves messing with SMG4.

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

He just loooves picking on Tari.

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

He just loooves picking on Tari.

[BagelBoy @bagelb0yy]

ok let's just get this out of the way

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

"OH MY GOD!

WHO.

THE HELL.

/CAAARES!?/"

[ＳＭＧ３ @BitterArchenemy]

That moment,

when [@mi_cartoonist64] BETRAYS SMG3 in favor of SMG4.