Bitter Bachelor

“I’m happy you’re here” 🙄🥀

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“I’m nOt HeRe To Be In a SoRoRiTy”

*wears traditional tie-dye sorority garb*
#TheBachelor

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@etnow Hmmm we’ve seen this movie before

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@zacharyreality i wanna know why he faked all of us, we wanted her to choose him.. he ruined this season 🥲

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Ariel’s family watching Zach stumble through simple sentences:
#TheBachelor

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DAMN BOBBY #TheBachelor

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@Ginia_GiniaH I mean, come on

[Bitter Bachelor @BitterBachelor]

Brooklyn is VERY clearly going to be a problem. #TheBachelor

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#TheBachelor

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Clayton’s ability to resist that steak is the most impressive feat so far
#TheBachelor

[Bitter Bachelor @BitterBachelor]

Stay tuned for what might be,

The most EXHAUSTING group of people,

Ever.
#thebachelor

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Must’ve been some FIRE shrimp though #TheBachelor

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Not all heroes wear capes, but this one does? #TheBachelor

[Bitter Bachelor @BitterBachelor]

Is this your king???
#bachelorabc

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Also confirmed via previews: All the storylines and the finalists for the season
#TheBachelor

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Confirmed via previews: Turtlenecks are BACK #TheBachelor

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Setting the over/under on when we’ll see Salley again at 2.5 episodes
#TheBachelor

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Salley just broke the record for most baggage EVER brought to the mansion #TheBachelor

[Bitter Bachelor @BitterBachelor]

“All 79 people in town are lining the streets to get a glimpse at the new bachelor!” #TheBachelor

[Bitter Bachelor @BitterBachelor]

To be perfectly honest, your ice cream sucked #TheBachelorette

[Bitter Bachelor @BitterBachelor]

The only thing more trash than a red delicious apple is one that doesn’t know it’s a red delicious apple #TheBachelorette