Bitter Han Solo

Correllia. Space Smuggler. Best friend of walking carpet. I ❤️ Leia. RIP Ben Solo. *Spoilers!* Parody, no association with Disney.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

So, I tried that whole being a "good" dad thing.

It's overrated.

I'm going back to smuggling and shooting bounty hunters.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

When Leia calls to check on me when I'm babysitting Ben

[luke @starmarvelwars]

BREAKING: Mark Hamill will receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! Congratulations, Skywalker!

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

In Ron We Trust #RonHoward #HanSolo

[BB8 @BB8]

*RT if you're excited*

[BB8 @BB8]

RT if beep

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

What do I have to do to get one of these shirts?! @Disney @starwars #HanSolo #StarWars

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

Happy Easter from a galaxy far, far away!

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

There's just not enough Han Solo in that new #TheLastJedi trailer.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

I'd like to give a big birthday shoutout to John Williams!

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

This better be good... https://t.co/VA4GUYLn91

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

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[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

I want one...

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

@the_matt_daddy @AnnoyedSnoke All it did was stop their feelings from getting hurt.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

I've been doing some research and this checks out. @SuprLeaderSnoke @AnnoyedSnoke

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

Am I jealous of the other Star Wars accounts that have more followers? No.

Do I wish I had more followers? Yes.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

#AlternativeFacts

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

Ben is totally "The Last Jedi."

I mean, he was always picked last in gym class.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

Chewie has taken me around the Galaxy to find a way to cheer me up.

All he had to do was show me the highlights of Rey kicking Ben's butt.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

Forever and always our princess. You will be missed.

[Bitter Han Solo @BitterHanSolo]

#PrayforCarrie #PrayForLeia