Keren K.Bitto, Esq.

Lawyer and Devils Advocate.
Paw Mum (Moda of Corso).

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

@ToniRhymze @Stoned_HQ Fortunately in this one you’re as old as the tortoise already 😂🤣😆

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

The most accurate description of our lives. Even in your sleep you fit dey dream of work sef😭😭🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[Toun Yinusa Esq. @tounmyinusa]

The moment you are a lawyer, everything will be fighting for your attention
Clients
Family
Boyfriend
Husband
Children
Friends
The only time you have for yourself is when you are sleeping

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

Na you drop family members for all bar aspirants for Abj?😂😭 not even at least say friends (a more plausible option).

Sha maybe he works with census commission and has checked stats to know all the babies being called have family to stay with.

Generalization final boss 😭🤦🏽‍♀️.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

One thing you’ll never find me doing is advising a junior without at least dropping support 2k.

A lot of seniors need to learn to either keep silent if not empathizing with their expenses or support at least one person if you must advise.

Cos wdym “stay with family in Abj”🤦🏽‍♀️

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

If you can’t contribute to their call with actual substance don’t become a bother by contributing with unnecessary inapplicable advice. Say na “stay with family”.

You’d think constitutionally every family is obligated to have a member in Abuja 🤣😭🤦🏽‍♀️

“Sapa bien merci” seniors.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

1. Not everyone has family in Abj (wrong generalization).

2. Not everyone can afford the flight you’re casually mentioning.

3. The court book sellers aren’t cheap either(the wig I got for my car from a court vendor cost 35k. How is this cheap for these kids?).

This isn’t fair.

[Dunjoyinn Adegboye @FineWomann]

Ctb expenses ke. Abi booksellers in court premises no dey sell cheaper suits, wigs and gowns again? 🤔🤔

Find a family member to stay with for the 2 days

The only major cost i see is flight. Make everybody cut their coat according to their pocket o.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

@LandlordBesing 🤧😂😭I have tried repenting tbh but I can’t help it 🥹.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

🥹🥹🥹🤧sighhhhhhh…

Forgive my thoughts father, I need to get married soon fr🤭🤣🥹😩

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Eu sabia que as bochechas dela eram grandes, mas não imaginava que fossem tão grandes assim. 🙀

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

@ImehFrank3 Been on a 6 day suspension but it’ll be soon over.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

Happy Father’s Day to my father and all other responsible and faithful fathers and husbands world over.

Your sacrifices, love and support are always appreciated and never taken for granted.

Happy Father’s Day to my husband to be as well🤭. Do let’s marry so I’ll make you a dad.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

Quick money hack for young lawyers (I do this weekly tbh): run errands for seniors and take appearances for them.

Don’t wait for them to ask you ask them.

Some of my best quick 50k,80k is from erranding😅.

“Hello senior, good evening sir/ma, please do you have any errands…”

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

PS: Apollo typed this not me😂🌚

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

Train dog deserves more likes than he has at present.

He is a smidgen of hope in this era of Ai slop, and rot.

Such a good buhbie boy 🤭🤭😍😍😍🥹❤️🥰

[katie @spongebobfan360]

wow.... is this real??

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

😂😅what driving home with me on days I am not listening to Lana, Melanie or Nicki feels like.

Somedays I wonder how many other metal heads there are in Nigeria🥰🖤🤘.

I have a few friends plus my best friend (adopted rock generally cos of me😂) but total not up to 5 (plus me).

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

@DedeUmuahia_1 🤧thank you dear

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

Been in a meeting from 5pm to past 9pm, and we have been having these meetings for the past weeks.

Lawyering will drain you physically and mentally in ways no other job will.

We are literally verbally armed watchmen for our clients.

I still have to prep a response tonight😭😭.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

@Sullivandera 😭😭😭there is court tomorrow morning

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

One of the reasons I cover my hair when going to formal places here, preference aside.

There’s an unwritten dress code rule if you want added respect/ease as a woman in this city.

Sometimes showing up looking modest will get you results faster than showing up with SDD hair.

[Omo Ure 🇳🇬 @iam__temmyyy]

She did an experiment by wearing hijab for two days in Abuja.

Her conclusion:
“The way you dress affects how people see us.”
📸: Tessyolotta

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I’ve met people who barely talk about God but treat others with love, and I’ve met people who never miss church but don’t know how to treat people right.

[Keren K.Bitto, Esq. @BittoKeren]

@Obumnemetg 🤣out of their tax bracket to speak at this point