male jewel beetle

I’ve been on this app since before iPhones (not a brag, just factually true)

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@reinbowwwwwww wtf! Get his cookie back.

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

When they google it and you are wrong

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All the black dudes in this picture with me from high school said I was invited to the cookout

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Can’t even fathom the type of Spanish pussy Lamine Yamal is pulling

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I’d forget my own phone number before I’d forget 281-330-8004

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I need a George Santos/Hunter Biden presidential ticket like I need air. Let George fly this fucking plan for a minute.

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I’m not saying there’s a “worst main character” on It’s Always Sunny but it’s Sweet Dee obviously

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Extreme swamp ass and titty sweat warning is in effect

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“Somebody is smoking a black and mild”

-me when somebody is smoking a black and mild

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@racharoo They should just let them fight for a minute like they do in hockey

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Just found out that there’s so much racism in soccer that you get kicked out of the game if you cover your mouth when you talk to an opposing player. What kind of wild shit are they saying to each other.

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Setting a trap

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He’s like a goat that faints all the time

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Just absolutely lost in the sugar sauce

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I’m at war with fruit flies. The future of this ongoing battle is bleak.

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Might have to change my tune after seeing this dude get his head stapled shut after catching a cleat to the head. He’s no Ronnie Lott but that was hard as fuck.

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We used to take half smoked cigarettes from public ashtrays outside of gas stations. We aren’t scared of Ebola.

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Daemon Rhaenyra and Mysaria are going to have a 3 way aren’t they