BizarroFC

The Harlem Globetrotters of Corporate Soccer

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Loving #USA's @Jermainejunior preaching the team over the individual #TeamUSA #JermaineTheTruthSayer #WorldCup2014 #USAvsPOR

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@the_pastaqueen The good news is that his legacy will become a pizza history.

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@the_pastaqueen His wife was so heartbroken that she told the newspaper covering the story “I don’t know how olive without him”

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@the_pastaqueen The EMTs that arrived at the scene said “we cannoli do so much.”

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@masterdadjokes The good news is that his legacy will become a pizza history.

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@masterdadjokes His wife was so heartbroken that she told the newspaper covering the story “I don’t know how olive without him”

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@Icelandair @omnomchocolate Leif Erickson Hall in Ballard! #SEAcloseup

Did you know that Seattle has had the longest observance of Lief Erickson Day?!

@omnomchocolate #LiefErickson

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@Icelandair @icelandairwaves The Museum of Pop Culture! #SEAcloseup

Fun Fact: The @MoPOPSeattle has so many cool items including the Thor Hammer #MoPOP

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@Icelandair @BlueLagoonIS That’s Sonic Boom outside the Pacific Science Center #SEAcloseup

The music the giant flowers create after soaking up some sun is sooo cool!
@PacSci @seattlecenter

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@WhatTheFFacts False!

The world’s longest bar is in @PUT_IN_BAY Ohio.

You have to give credit when credit is due... especially since they don’t have much else going on. 😂

#PutInBay #WorldsLongestBar #TheBeerBarrelSaloon #Ohio #TurntUp #Turnt

https://t.co/OPa1jJ9CUF @SaloonHistory

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@JQuinteroSports Everyone is waiting on the Zion

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@Shane_MissIer This is awesome! What a guy!

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@MoContaste I mean who isn't a fan!!! 😂

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@MoContaste Sooooo true!!!!! #BringBackKyle

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@JozyAltidore our team has a party bus in NYC tonight celebrating a remarkable year.

We would love to host you, we have 🍾🍾🍾 with you name on it.

Come join us! #BringTheCup

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@sportspickle can't forget @Mark_Sanchez, dude has won 4!

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@TMobile is following through with its #unlimitedbaseball promise, this #WorldSeries might never end! #TMobile #WorldSeriesGame7 #WeWontStop

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@msomkovic has the best Twitter account!!! @mbiggart don't you agree? #BestTwitterAccount #HighFive #BestofTweets

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@serenawilliams @JNCarr25 why does everyone keep using #SerenavsVenus? It should be #SerenavsJonas #ArmWrestlingTitle @JQuinteroSports