BizzarBlitz

no need to fact check my tweets, i would never lie to you 🙂

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

trans person: im trans
society: hey trans whats up
up: that would be me
me: no its not
not: what the fuck are you guys talking about

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

this is what blender is like

[ProtoMekka @Protodedester]

Annoying part about using internet tutorials

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

@ItsMoofinTime OF COURSE THE GIF COMES FROM THIS FUCKING GUY

[lammy @wvndrs]

@gldaydreams matriarchal but the matriarchs are boy moms

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

New Jersey - 1
Rest of United States - 0

[Ella🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @ellagoer_t4t]

My job suggestions for trans people 🏳️‍⚧️

Jobs for trans men
- construction 🏗️
- medicine 🩺
- welding 👨‍🏭

Jobs for trans women
- brushing teeth 🪥
- painting nails 💅
- drinking water 🥤
- looking sexy in her pre-transition boy shorts 🩳

Jobs for nonbinaries
- Snail🐌

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

@TheAryes bfdi if it was a good show

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore

[icarus @icarus_407]

#watdatmean

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

@nezitici @troopertortilla they're lost media now...

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

its that time of year

[Fretburger @discodivekick]

@NINtendo_maya Years later I finally understand the joke. Bucket of popcorn = fuck-it of cock porn

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

you're deadass just a vessel and nothing more

[magma @robe21110]

@glunkinator idk man i think this is pretty cool

[RickyFromEarth @RickyFromEarth1]

if you use any of these heads on roblox im automatically assuming youre under the age of 13

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[YBG Crλn3o💀🇩🇴 @EvilShadowNecro]

"cooking is for kids"
cooking:

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

epic games threatens to release unreal engine 6

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Epic Games has teased Unreal Engine 6.

[BizzarBlitz @BizzarBlitz]

@SenatorLuma meet potential assassination

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Sometimes I like to have conversations with ChatGPT where I pretend to be a hyper-intelligent model with a quadrillion parameters

[Jacky 🎃(SUSSED AT 16.8K) @JackysCornField]

The tadc cast fake crying at the episode 9 table read so they dont get fired from their jobs