Bizzie

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved bendy clocks insta: @lineswithminds

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

This has been a long time coming so I hope this benefits someone...

𝗧𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗮 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀:
1. Co-op
2. M&S
3. Tesco
4. Sainsbury’s/Waitrose
5. Co-op smoked
6. Morrison’s

𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥=𝘈𝘚𝘋A

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

nothing I like less than a recruiter LinkedIn message asking me if I’m “open to opportunities” 4 days after starting a new job, visible to all.

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

Sorry but this cost £10.55!!!!! Featuring a tin of soup and pint of milk!!!!! #CostOfLivingCrisis

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

Citymapper putting bus only routes and tram only routes behind a paywall is scary. There’s a reason I go for bus only journeys and it’s the same reason why I can’t afford to upgrade.

Don’t lose touch with normal people.

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

@thekillers please play The Way It Was tonight!!!! ⭐️

[Hugo @hf_bell]

This ones on me guys

[Paul @paulyester__]

just mispronounced Bon Iver in Starbucks and 11 people told me to kill myself

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

My sense of humour EXACTLY, is Maggie Smiths lines in Downton Abbey.

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

I love the train guy, but I’m tired of going on LinkedIn and it being the only thing on my feed. A large brand taking advantage of a social media trend by selling influencers is not groundbreaking.

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

In 2022 I will take more photos !

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

Manifesting by tweet that I see this before I die

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

Incredible explosion of gold from a 1,400-year-old Ginkgo tree

Photography by Han Fei

[Kerria @Kerria]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

@aimee67441177 Who would u rather ?!!

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

@secretlycheesy Pls can you live in Poland so I can visit you more easily

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

@PoliticalFandom Depression is an illness that can lead to death. https://t.co/NSEfBaIb2P

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

Lithuania to win #Eurovision

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

anyone else think that Keir Starmer in Hartlepool looks like stills from a BBC Scandi drama?

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

So according to McFly we have aprox 979 years to convert human existence to under water, shall we start?

[Bizzie @BizzieMartin]

Wow too true. Half carefully selected anecdotes, half demanding ticketmaster for refunds.

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

My favourite thing on Twitter is when someone completely drops their online persona to demand answers from a train company / broadband provider.