Art Vandelay

I love the cats. Don’t believe anything I post about weather.

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

Dreams really do come true.

[RoidedBalls🇹🇹 @Roidedballs]

This actually fucking rocks. Euros just casually enjoying a niche part of the country most people that live here will never experience.

[Skraxx 🇨🇦🇰🇷 @skraxxy]

THE POINT OF LIKING PITCHERS HITTING IS BECAUSE THEYRE BAD!!!!

[tal @sidd_f1nch]

This is the Knicks hidden advantage. Parks in walkable cities to Wemby are the equivalent of strip clubs to Harden. Surprised he hasn’t missed a game playing chess in Union Square

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

I’m chanting GO ROBERT MUELLER AND THE RULE OF LAW

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I’m not rooting for the Knicks.

I’m not rooting for the Spurs.

I’m rooting for President Trump, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio.

I’m rooting for the team that will save America.

[Manulisten 🌲☀️ @Manulisten]

This was literally my ideology in 4th grade

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

Total gamer victory

[MLB @MLB]

Watching the reveal about Trimming the Herbs in the new @SummoningSalt video 😱

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

Dark Woke but make it NCAAF

[Not a fan of fake outrage... @flubshot]

@calmstaycalm @RossDellenger @YahooSports I think all the opposing players should have gambling addiction and place prop bets on if Sorsby gets injured.

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

Most reasonable pitbull owner

[frida angel 🇻🇪🇵🇪 @professorgaysex]

Pitbull off leash chased to bite me in my neighborhood while I was on my bike and I stomped it’s nose to dissuade it from attacking and it’s owner got fucking mad at me lmfao

Like what am I supposed to do?

Want me to just get fucking mauled by your fucking awful shitty dog???

[Axel Tape/Aitana Bonmatí Enjoyer #FIREDRURY @xab1ball]

Only WHO

[Alex Godofsky @AlexGodofsky]

Ten years later: why don't we take all the money in the world and then just divide it equally one second time to be sure

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

If he’s online enough to engage with Twitter critiques like this he might be online enough to have seen More Mouse Bites and that brings me joy

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

@coin2kfan Congratulations to her!

Graduating college feels like this though

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

@SioSorry @HunterBiden @brookstweetz Live Hutt reaction

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

@HunterBiden @brookstweetz Don’t worry Hunter. He’s exactly like his dad.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

John Fetterman seems to genuinely think that the reason no one likes him is because he refuses to wear a suit.

It's not the hoodie, dude. It's because you've become a stooge for AIPAC and the Republican party.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Hunter Biden knows who Rotta the Hutt is

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Knicks on the greatest heater in NBA history and Trump shows up and they get rattled and lose four straight … I hadn’t even considered the possibility but now that I think about it, it’s the funniest possible outcome and I am now rooting for it to happen.

[Art Vandelay @BizzlePep]

Lmao he’s gonna get booed so bad

[Stefan Bondy @SbondyNBA]

With Donald Trump attending Game 3, the Knicks and the Secret Service announce fans cannot bring bags into arena and they should arrive at least two hours prior to tipoff to allow time for TSA-screening procedures.

It’ll be like going to the airport.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter commemorates the one year anniversary of ‘Manchild’:

“one of year of hey men and they are pigs”