Secret Diabetec

live long and proper

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@knockemdownes Obafemi Martins -the fastest player in the history of computer games

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@Paul21210383 @talkSPORT @talksportbet I was feeling the same, he dismissed it and was quickly bored of the conversation. Not entirely sure he is the best person to speak on it

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@Joey7Barton I'm done with insulin

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@paddypower I'll have you know he's the only player in the Premier league to play in roller skates

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@PapaPincus Not all heroes wear capes....they wear cute rucksacks

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@CPFCtransfersHQ Roy going full Brick Top

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@WestHam_Central This is all I'm seeing. What a legend.

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@NanaRavers My God, he is more Partridge than Partridge

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@IFLTV

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@LFC_Talha @StokeyyG2 Harry Potters got hands

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@talkSPORT Again @Sjopinion10 is bang wrong we all know 2+2=potato.

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@NickFerrariLBC @LBC I've just realised that the term Liz Truss is Old Norse for one who is dispossessed of marbles.

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@DanielGavins

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@mrjamesob I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for the left-wing economic establishment

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@Herring1967 What to do with all this extra sovereignty.
We could paint the roads with it or make a cake out it. Loads of things

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@NUFCTalkPod I reckon thay bit where they first come on is the fastest any human has ever gone. That 30 yard sprint.

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@UtdDistrict

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@UtdEIIis

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@ElbaDragon @carryonkeith If you can't afford rent, don't live in a house

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@Vincent67496905 @GBNEWS Have to stop you there my ball once landed in his garden instead of giving it back he flew me to Turkey to get my teeth and hair done.