Brandan Moore

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

Even told them I was gonna go to prison if I didn't get the money but it didn't work.

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

When you win $25,000 but it expired yesterday

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

Just saw a horse walking down the side of 77.... Dafuq

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

Holy shit what is this white line! I better not let my tires get close, it might not let the light change😊🔫

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

You know what? My legs are kinda tired I think I'm gonna wait 2 minutes after the light turned green to go. 😊🔫

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

Oh my god a stop sign let me just sit here for 5 minutes to make sure nothing is coming 😊🔫

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

Oh wow speed limits 55 i think I'm just gonna go 35 today!😊🔫

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

Hey this lane ends in 50 feet! Let me just stay in it then cut this guy off! 😊🔫

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

I waste a 1/4 tank of gas a day going around dumbasses

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

I swear people can't drive worth a fuck

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

It's Monday and I'm in a good mood because the panthers won.

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

I'm pretty sure me and @JustinColeMoore are actually related. We're both badass at singing

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Grandma is LIT 😂 https://t.co/7eFdzeh3Bv

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

Might start a Twitter fight with myself looks pretty fun

[Brandan Moore @Bjmoore09]

When your so bored you get on Facebook and play farmville😂