Bjorn Strongndarm

Wannabe writer, rubbing words together to produce a spark of story. And maybe to start a fire. We'll see how it goes. He/his.

[MITNIK MACHINE @MitnikMachine]

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[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

Matt Gaetz streaming on twitch is like if the "fellow kids" meme and the "no, it's the kids" meme had a baby. And then Matt Gaetz drove it across state lines to have sex with it.

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@_Daks_ That's Day 4 stuff

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

MSG is BestSG.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

The fact that people raised on neoclassical econ can't tell the difference between "addressing a distributional problem" and "making it worse but also letting rich people buy their way out of it" is basically the core problem with the world today.

13/

[Thought Slime @ThoughtSlime]

Cyberpunk we were promised: Post human katana wielding hackers to battle mega-corps in a neon drenched city full of flying cars.

Cyberpunk we got: This drawing of an chimpanzee smoking a blunt is worth $100,000 because it takes the energy output of a household of 5 to maintain.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

principal: it’s about your son

me: what happened?

principal: he was smoking weed

me: was it…?

principal: absolute crap schwag. some brick reggie shit

my wife: *starts sobbing*

principal: I’ll call him in

me: no. if he can’t roll top-shelf loud we don’t want him back

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@SamSykesSwears Why you gotta hate on Scorpion-Butt Golf Pro III?

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@ChuckWendig Like I've said before, it HAS a talking dog in it. He just doesn't have anything he wants to say right now.

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

So if Halloweentown has a mayor and ALSO a Pumpkin King does that mean that Halloweentown is a constitutional monarchy

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@FoldableHuman Don't badmouth the Moose General.

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@_Daks_ I was gonna say absolutely amazing, but that superlative's been taken. So... spectacular?

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@SamSykesSwears Haha as though you'd have to watch anime for them to do that.

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

i was at the coffee shop today and a bunch of kids with spiky hair in varying colors, clad in ridiculously impractical armor and wielding massive swords came in, talking about liberating humanity by finding and killing God
ha haaaaaaa
i remember being that young

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@retroelin Willy the Worm!

https://t.co/UH8gR7jP5I

[Bjorn Strongndarm @Bjorn_Strongarm]

@RolandNake @scalzi "For it is clear that even the fool understandeth what he thinketh when he thinketh in his heart that Scalzi does not exist. But what is Scalzi but that author than which no greater author can be conceived?"