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Saitama! Goku! Luffy! by your powers combined, I am... Captain One Piece Man Z!

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“I don’t want to be a badass. I want to be a sassyass!” — StarMagick, 2019

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@TiffanyRLarson1 In other news: it turns out that paradise lost is really about the triumph of perseverance in the face of overwhelming authority.

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@MrFlamegoat You’re coming out to TX? Hit me up if you wanna talk logistics.

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@Wyld Is everything a drum?

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@voxcpw Never mind, I just realized my alignment: Rules Lawyer.

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@voxcpw I’m not sure where I fall: tea must be made from leaves of the tea plant. Otherwise, it’s a tisane.

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This is why I never accomplish anything. “I love Swedish death metal. Ooh! I love bossa nova, too! Ok, back to ska.”

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@Vazkii Disputed by partisan hacks! But the other side is completely objective and without any bias!

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@TiffanyRLarson1 Yah, forgot sending UBI for my eldest daughter. Just send a steady supply of British young adult novels, preferably with dragons.

Sorry, please don’t respond. I can’t hear you any more from how loud she squeed in my imagination.

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@TiffanyRLarson1 That’s not politics. It’s a lifestyle choice.

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@WelsknightPlays Everything is edible if you try hard enough. :-O

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When you have that moment of confusion: is it 1:18am? Or second 1:18am? Stupid daylight savings...

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@MrFlamegoat https://t.co/DLfBVqNOKp

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@Vazkii I’d break it down for you, but I’m not sure it’s possible.

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@Wyld That’s how you know you’ve achieved Wisdom Elite. When your understanding of the universe is developing so fast that you begin to strain things by sleeping.

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@jaredlll08 Gotta go back and practice your Telly Turtle? :-D

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@WelsknightPlays Except moderation, you should always be extreme in your moderation. 😎

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@McJty Years ago, I was trying to follow compile-it-yourself instructions for Linux. But something changed between the book publication and my download, so it all basically happened automatically. But I’d just read a book about only trusting what you compile, so I was very suspicious.

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@McJty @Wyld “You punch trees. But there are mods that make it so you can’t punch trees.”

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@FeralBaseBamboo @WelsknightPlays A new MIC. Didn’t you read the note?

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.@GamingOnCaffine , watching Levitated with my son. He wanted to let you know: you sound very clever at 1.5x speed on YouTube. But you sound kind of dumb at 0.5x speed. Ooooonnnneee... twwwwooooo.... thhhrrrrrreeeeeee... *my son cracking up laughing*