The Architect

Liminal goddess. Heaven sent, Hell proof. Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week.

[The Architect @BkBap]

The bill always comes due

[Scarlet Witch Updates @ScarletWitchUpd]

We will be supporting Scarlet Witch's wrongs in Avengers: Doomsday. We do not care if she kills your favorite character.

[The Architect @BkBap]

I too am graphically horny for James Spader’s voice

[Lola El Monte @SummerGary3]

I never gave him much thought until like 12 yrs ago, when I was on BART one day and overheard some random lady talking on the phone about James Spader in such a graphically horny way that I finally understood and now I can’t unsee

[Ev Hand @Evan_Hand]

A guy on Twitter (@nickkorte) just made the Cincinnati Bengals back out of trade with the Philadelphia Eagles… And now I think they owe this dude a job because it’s not the first time he’s helped them

[cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle]

I can’t prove it but I think the Minnesota Vikings are committing money laundering through Kirk Cousins

[GhettoGronk @GhettoGronk]

The Raiders throwing Fernando Mendoza in against the Seahawks and Broncos defenses for his first 2 career starts

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

When he’s telling a story and all of a sudden everybody non-binary

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Ciara was about to tell us how Russell blows a bag setting up her delivery suite and then remembered that yall be keeping track of which rich folk to eat and stopped talking lmao

[Jeremiah Sirles @Jsirles71]

Justin Jefferson watching Kirk walk in on Wednesday…. #YOULIKETHAT

[The Architect @BkBap]

@charles270 For a half a Scaramucci yes

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hegseth notes that everything he did was "ordered by the commander in chief"

(he was just following orders, you see)

[The Architect @BkBap]

@That1guyJeff 🤣🤣🤣

[GhettoGronk @GhettoGronk]

Kirk Cousins and Justin Jefferson at the Vikings facility

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey

[The Architect @BkBap]

@PRYMETYMEJ3 He for the streets

[The Architect @BkBap]

That first picture. The way you look at them when they’re not looking

[mikala @mikaaameeks]

41 years 🫶🏾✨

[The Architect @BkBap]

Making smothered chicken, cabbage and rice

[They murdered Renée Good @Youtalkingtume]

Reporter: “Pete Hegseth says you want to see him in prison.”

Rep. Thomas Massie: “ There’s no way that I would go to visit him”

[Frank.Riot 🍉 @RiotFrank]

Happy Russell Brand sentencing day to all those who celebrate.