Blonde Life

If you have to ask what the blonde life is, you're not living it #BlondeLife

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

TF Facebook, what about the fact that we broke up makes you think I care that I went on vacation with him 4 years ago today.

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

My life constantly confirms that God has the biggest sense of humor #icanteven

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

You know your guy totally loves you when he has no problem carrying your Vera Bradley duffle #truelove

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

And I'm bored #TheBachelorette

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

Me: Mom, I'm too drunk to get up and get more wine
Mom: I got you honey

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

❤️💛💚💙💜 #SpreadLoveNotHate #PrayForOrlando

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

What about me drinking wine from the bottle in the bath says I want to talk? #canyounot #totesfine

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

You know you're getting old when you see your old fuck buddy in the bar and they tell you they got engaged #anothershotplease

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

Seeing your name pop up on my phone used to make me smile. Now it makes me want to chuck my phone through the nearest window.

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

It's such a pity. A boy so pretty with an ugly heart.

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

You know you're getting old when you look up someone famous, and you're older. #gladivemadesomethingofmyself

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

Too soon mom.

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

I love when you start treating someone the exact same way they treat you, and they get offended.

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

I want to block your number. But I also want to see what you say to me. But I want you to know I blocked you when you say it. #thestruggle

[50 Shades of Awkward @OhWowThatsAwk]

the older i get, the more understandable britney's meltdown seems to me

[Blonde Life @Bl0ndeLife]

Feeling the itch to go Taylor Swift level crazy #stupidboy #hideyourcar