“I was surprised when they told me Ed Sheeran liked my Peru song,
At the video shoot he begged me to tell the models not to touch him because his wife doesn’t like it”
— FireBoy DML
Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.
During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.
There was really a time Amazon Prime had better movies than Netflix. I think I even tweeted about it then.
These days, they just gather bottom budget movies.
In 2016, my salary at Crwon Naturalea Nig.,Ltd was N60,000 after tax.
I remember how I’d complain bitterly about how insufficient it was…
I can relate.
In 2015, my salary at Honeywell Flour Mills was ₦25,000.
That equated to roughly £80 or $125 at the time. I vividly remember how bitterly we complained the exchange rate felt crippling, and inflation seemed sky-high.
We were convinced things couldn't get much worse.
If only we had known we were living through the good old days... while still in them.
In America or developed countries, you kidnap women or children, the whole country will come down on them
Children were abducted and everyone is going about their business
There is gross poverty in this country. This is supposed to be a teacher moulding the lives of children and she couldn't even afford N1,300 for transport.
Is she even feeding?
Weaponized poverty is so bad. They keep you so poor so they can leverage it for politics.
“If I don’t support Tinubu, what do you expect me to do? Whether Nigeria gets better or not, I’m perfectly okay. In fact I’m banking on it not getting better.” — Businessman Keji Giwa