Sarah

What sucks about being a cow with Crohns? Four times the stomach aches.

[Hugh Weber @hughweber]

Emerson, my 11 year old, is on a bit of a wild ride with the @USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug.

And, I think there’s a deeper message to it all.

First, the backstory...

[Ohio State Highway Patrol @OSHP]

We have selected the winner of our Holiday Card Contest! Congratulations to 11-year-old Layla Angelo of Etna Elementary!! Visit our Facebook page to see who got runner-up! https://t.co/FeNLKHrZNA

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Dude is very calm.

[Sarah @BlackAndGus]

@EisReading 35 Matthew Macfadyen which pains me because Colin Firth in What A Girl Wants with those leather pants is life

[Sarah @BlackAndGus]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

I'm not crying, you are!

[Sarah @BlackAndGus]

@_hannahlandis

[Jeffrey Dean Morgan @JDMorgan]

Got to my hotel room at #SDCC feel much better about all of it with Andy EVERYWHERE. Xojd

[Youngstown Social @YtownSocial]

The state of #Youngstown 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

[Amelia Boone @ameliaboone]

Pretty much everyone I know has shared this, but I’m doing so as well because it’s just so beautiful ☺️

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Goddamn, these Newports are good. Let’s move a motherfucking doghouse!”

[MM @montanaisntreal]

my cat had some choice words for the birds

[Sarah @BlackAndGus]

When @Starbucks makes your day and gives you that little extra 💕 that you needed on a Monday

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I pet Topaz. She will turn 1 in 3 weeks. She is known as Paz. She is very particular. Right after she was adopted, her caregiver took her outside for 45 minutes. Paz wouldn’t go to the bathroom. He brought her to the car, she crawled into his lap, and then she peed all over him.

[/Film @slashfilm]

'Swamp Thing' Officially Cancelled One Week After Its Premiere on DC Universe https://t.co/PUOX3jgI4a

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sad Craigslist ad: “Seeking a second and third for a 3-way.”