Black Arab 🇺🇬

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[Black Arab 🇺🇬 @BlackArabug1]

Your parents are your parents. I don't care if they call you five times a day with the same story LISTEN ‼️‼️👂

Cause one day you gonna want to hear their voice.

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

As real man, why do u support arsenal
A real man !!

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Every Wednesday, we gather at the backyard for stories, games, and a much-needed break from the hustle. 🏡✨ Everyone brings a dish to share – it’s not a must! Good food, good company, and great vibes
#backyardwednesday

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Guess the street name?

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Colleagues, eat food, the shape will come

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Muslims relax, futali will come

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Other countries: pardon

Ugandans: huuuhhh

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

For better and for worse
Has refused to eat posho and spaghetti

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

So people call on radio stations to request to listen to music that they can listen t on their phones.

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Yes I thought the same
But look look for the second time

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

There is no such thing like I lost your number...just say you deleted the number 😏😏😏

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Kampala-mbale is now 50k
Has mbale extended to Kenya?

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

When she visits you and connects her phone to a Bluetooth speaker and starts watching tiktok videos
Bro that's a red flag 🚩

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Kind reminder; if you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it please! 😔🙏

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Did you know that everytime you drink alcohol, both of you and alcohol are getting drunk.

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Always remember
Never in the history of calm downs has anybody ever calmed down when they are told to calm down

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Hellos
Anybody in need of aeroplane spare parts at an affordable price please inbox, thanks.

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Up to now I don't know the right answer to this question;
What factors have led to the growth of Arabicac offee at the slopes of Mt. Elgon?
A. Abundant sunshine
B. Fertile alluvial soils
C. High altitude
D. Ubundant rainfall

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Check on your Mbale relatives and friends. 🥲

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

Mancity has lost but still the second but there's a team even if they win tomorrow, the won't be in the top 10😅😅

[Circumcised Mugisu🇺🇬 @Brian_Nambasi]

People who put padlocks on the pit latrines, who do u think is coming to steal the content in their? 🤔