Ashley K

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

The dunkin is trash by me. It's 8:30am. How are you out of everything already? Now I remember why i don't go there

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Someone was just complaining how poor they were because they only saved $100k for their 2 kids to go to college. Man if I had $100k to just give to my future kids, I'd be the wealthiest person in the entire history of my family

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

I'm overwhelmed. Every weekend in May is booked. Every weekend in July is booked. Every event I go to, I'm distracted and stressed, not in the moment. I feel like I'm presenting like I'm annoyed to be there when really I haven't rested in weeks and I'm just tired.

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Love that I'm sick because someone close to me decided that my lowered immune system doesn't mean as much as their night out. The last 3 years have just shown how selfish some people are.

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

"There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over "

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Just reminds me of the time I took a Friday off and when I came back to work someone asked me what I did with my long weekend. And I was like "oh I got married"

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

I'm so awkward, I don't know how to share news with people in a normal way. I just told my coworker who was ranting about not having resources for a project that "FYI I'll be out on maternity leave in Oct " with no other context.

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

There's something so embarrassing about saying "oh my husband pays for internet". Its the truth but like, makes me seem like an uninformed house wife. I pay the other bills

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

I fucking love when coworkers never have any questions during 1:1 meetings but suddenly throw you under the bus when a manager is nearby. IF YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY DID YOU SAY YOU DID

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Tiktok of a girl who has bells palsy alongside a nurse who has the same thing 🥺

Comments saying this wouldn't happen if she didn't get vaccinated 😒🙄

OP saying their child has never had a vaccine because they are anti Vax. 🤮🤮

Instant block

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

I'm so excited because tomorrow I get to see a hedgehog in person for the first time in my life. 🦔

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Will I be 24weeks pregnant when @bleachersmusic come to @Summerfest? yes. Will I still be going to the concert? Heck yes.

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

😍 I haven't been this excited for a book since The Lost Metal 😉

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

We energies be like "you used $50 more in electricity this month vs last year" but when you look into it you've actually used less energy, they just raised prices and made it seem like your fault for heating the house to 65 F.

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Got a new job
Got a 2nd new job
Got a 3rd new job
(Also got married and bought a house)

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Honestly this whole @netflix thing is great because I've been paying for too many streaming services and they decided they wanted to be the one to get cut.

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

You know when you get good news, and then you get excited and start thinking about the news, and then you think, maybe I made everything up and there is no good news?

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

"You are so natural at giving feedback, whereas I really struggle "

A. I cringe every time I open my mouth

B. I guess I'm learning something from toastmasters after all

[Ashley K @BlackMagicEE]

Excuse me, how is Wisconsin not a great lake state for the James beard awards and Illinois is?