Successful Black Man

I DID 4 YEARS...in Harvard University majoring in business communications!

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I'm rolling papers ...in my new job at the local newspaper.

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Free O.J ...samples at Whole Foods today.

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I got some crystal ...wine glasses for tonight's big dinner with the boss.

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I'm gettin' paper ...for the printer, it ran out.

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Girls love huge black ...Friday deals.

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I'm gonna crush these crackers ...into this soup du jour.

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I had my secretary give me head ...counts of who was attending the company picnic.

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If the glove don't fit ...then don't worry, I have a gift receipt and you can exchange it no problem.

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I tapped it ...before I opened my can of Sprite.

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I hate the police ...protests I see in the news.

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I run these streets ...every morning to train for my upcoming charity marathon.

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Rolling up fully strapped ...in with my seatbelt.

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I'm gonna vote Obama ...right out of office.

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You best be packin' son ...you leave for church camp first thing tomorrow.

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These bitches be all up on me ...too bad my wife wants a boy puppy.

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I love crack ...ing jokes in the office break room.

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I blew my load ...of cash at the charity fundraiser today.

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I'm gonna pop a cap ...off this light beer.

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I did a drive by ...delivery of medication for elderly people.

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I held up a bank ...line because I was making such a large deposit.