KIPARA 🇰🇪

Master Of Barista

@ManUtd

[KIPARA 🇰🇪 @BlackMuslim254]

@GuchuBIC Walee Wa kuongezewaaa Maji..nitaeka kwa Budget Mineral waters

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Raila Odinga is the only person you could rig his elections and he agrees to have a talk with you, he believed “Nchi kwanza”

Sisi tuliobaki ukituibia kutanuka 😂😂

~Joakim Simiyu again

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto has allowed rice importation in the country at free duty, a big win to Ahero farmers of Broadbased.

Makofi

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

The only candidate, well aside from the incumbent,

Who gets courtesy visits from Diplomats, the calibre of Frazer

Check her portfolio, Madam has a resume that gave me insomia

Those inured to roadside vipindiree might not grasp

But,

This man's mettle is unparalleled

Sai the only positive thing we are known for hapa nje ni Marathon

Highland Nilotes wametujenga jina na Athletics

But kisiasa, ki demokrasia, ki ustawi, ki uzalendo na kiuchumi- wametuporomosha ka mudslide 🤦‍♀️

Mr Fixer will Fix it!

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

I like Morocco but i need France to make it to the final just in case Argentina scam their way to another final.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Ushawahi pigwa munju ingine passionate ukakuwa wet instantly? Love is a beautiful thing😉

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

A man who visits his inlaws too regularly will be asked to fetch firewood.

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

Anayekudharau siku moja atakusalimia na heshima.

[Aya @ayamavii1]

Egyptians are so funny. The referee deactivated his account, so they found his personal phone number instead 😭😭

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kenya was the last team to beat Morocco. They are still unbeaten 34 games later. France should know that beating Morocco is not for everyone.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Worst penalty of the World Cup so far that

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 @kafangi]

Morocco hawana attempt ata moja, what kind of football are they playing?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Is that a penalty?

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

What was that Mbappé ?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: KYLIAN MBAPPE HAS MISSED A PENALTY, JUST LIKE LIONEL MESSI!

[Twilight @the_marcoli_boy]

No player has scored more world cup knockout goals than Mbappe, Messi is 12 years older than him

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

Kuna gari ukinunua, mechanic wako anaenda kuchukua loan immediately because anajua utamsaidia kulipa yote.

For example:
1. VW Golf
2. Nissan X-Trail NT30 & NT31
3. Subaru Legacy
4. BMW X5 ya “deal ya haraka”
5. Range Rover ya bei ya Demio
6. VW Touareg
7. Audi A4/Q5
8. Mercedes yenye dashboard imewaka kama Christmas tree
9. Nissan Serena yenye CVT inaanza kuomba prayers
10. Any European car yenye seller amesema, “Ni sensor tu.”

Mechanic akiona umepark nayo nje ya garage anasalimia mpaka watoto wako because anajua mmeanza long-term relationship😭. Frauds

Car owners, ongezeni kwa comments… ni gari gani mechanic akiona anaanza kupanga holiday?

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Ukiwa broke huwa unatamani kuenda outside kenya ,,ukishika your first 1 million ata kuapply passport huwezi taka.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

But saying Ruto Must Go then think of Gachagua as the next President is the kind of madness that needs a brain transplant... Tuambiane ukweli... Let Ruto go, but vote with your brains for someone who will have the interests of this country at heart.

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

This was the assist of the year hapo 2024😂🙌

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Mimi huwa nadate madem 19-22 years only.
Wakifika 24 nawarelease waende waoleleke sasa,,all my exes wako peaceful kwa ndoa and very submissive.
My mentorship program hukuwa top.