The Blackout Beat

Tirelessly working to document the exploits of @BlackoutBruce.

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@DickSmokehand @BigRigChamp @Fishheadsobx @BlackoutBruce wtf

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“Onesh a month, I realize my body has had too much alcohol and it’s shcreaming for shalmon and vegetablesh. I ushually just shmoke a bowl and feel normal again” - @BlackoutBruce

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“Bwarish Ickflabimshine!!!”

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“Of coursh the refsh didn’t give the Eaglesh the ball!!! Jerry Jonesh transhferred then a million dollarsh and that wush that!!! It was sho obvioush!!! I’m gonna fight everyone in thish bar! Shtarting with @apizzo1482.” - @BlackoutBruce

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@beta_monkey @chaddukes @BigOandDukes

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“I’ve been on a 3 day bender eating cheeshtakes, doin dabsh & bong ripsh” - @BlackoutBruce

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“Crawlingsworth!” - @BlackoutBruce

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@chaddukes “Dick, qwit bwindsiding me with photographs!”

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“I’m fuckin’ nippy” - @BlackoutBruce

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"I've got buns, brains & a pickle"

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"I've got oshcarsh blattersh dishease!"

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"I want to go piss behind that tree but @DickSmokehand will take a photo of it & tweet it out on @BigOandDukes!" - @BlackoutBruce #BOADvinyl

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"She's a librarian type. I'm a bad boy. I don't know what she wants! Don't report that!"

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"I've lacked structure for many years. I've let a few things go over the years. I'm gonna get things together, you watch."

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"She had snaggle teeth. I don't know why I didn't kick her down the stairs like 300 when I first saw her!!"

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"When you get to my age, drink as much and do as many drugs as I do, sometimes you gotta take a four hour nap. Then you do it again."

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"Yeah I use them dick pills. They're good for when you've been drinking."

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"I mean, he's a local so he's gonna take me to some chick's house to get some adderall. I don't think that needs to be tagged to me though."