I couldnโt imagine dating right now with the way gas prices are ๐ขI need to know how well this date is going to end before I drive to pick you up #gaswaytoohigh
I was just wondering is it required to say grace when eating leftovers ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธI mean I just said thanks for all this food less than 24 hours ago so I still should be good? #askingforafriend#godknowmyheart
That feeling when your wining and living out what you believe to be your lifeโs dream on the weekend but SHIT the week hits and you right back to the bs ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ #thoughtsofatuesday#backtoreality#timetochange
.... my kids ask to hear a song so while Iโm sitting on the couch in 1 room I was able to play it on the tv in their room ๐ #lazydadtweet#tech#dadlife
You ever be at a family function and thereโs this 1 relative who always got something to say๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ like excuse me MS. Whatever your name is but who are you related to??? #imjustsaying#sorrynotsorry#respectyourelders
.... like hey grandpa I get it back in your day you did it differently but also too back in your day there wasnโt WiFi ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ #differenttimes
For all those people who said theyโll wait until next year or theyโll start on Monday to work on their goals, guess what itโs the 1st MONDAY OF 2021 so stop wasting time #NewYearSameYou time #2021 #SpeakingFromExperience
Itโs officially Christmas season, itโs cold enough but no snow ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธโ๏ธ after over a decade living in Florida it still feels weird having Christmas w/o snow โ๏ธ