Smoov (True Form)

Multiclass Paladin/Monk Water Genasi. Lawful Neutral (on a good day). Knight background

[Smoov (True Form) @BlackStallionV]

This is the tweet of all time?

[HLGxCp @HLGxCp]

Nobody:

Me: *Playing Sonic Adventure 2*

[wifloner @wifloner]

Hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” nigga I do what I gotta do

[PokeBron @PokeBronYT]

now THIS is pokemon

[YoungDivineKing @18prayers]

I genuinely gotta quit rapping bro I just said nigga name not dave but he hanging w some busters

[Robie✨ @RobieFigure]

"The Big Gete Star allowed me to cheat death!"

[Quokka @QuokkaSmiless]

What are the odds that one of these was behind the initial Mothman sightings?

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[Wara B @WWWAR2ABI]

>pokemon literally named fake wood
“Why isnt it grass type”

[veizau @veizau]

Tyler1 went in on ExtraEmily after she typed in his chat 😭💀

“Emily, see unlike you, who’s a high F-tier streamer, I actually can’t walk around conventions without getting stopped, unfortunately. Maybe you, with your 5 viewer meet-and-greet line, could’ve got that done in 5 minutes.”

[#1 Bardock Fan (CW:Yu Yu CR:Bleach/Kagurabachi) @truestbardock]

Happy Fourth of July!!!!

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Never seen a nigga sicker of his bitch omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[turbomander @turbomander]

how my homunculus assistant looks at me as we take the portal to the purple dimension (something has gone horribly awry)

[𝙰𝚀𝚄𝙾𝙼 ⸸ @altBLXCK]

nobody:

niggas from Cali:

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

That one citizen in Arkham Knight who took a wrong turn while evacuating and ended up on one of Riddler's race tracks:

[Minerva | Playing FE4 @FE_Red_Dragoon]

Me: fuckkk, my room is so hot this summer. I really wish I had something to cool me down.

The humble cooling fan:

[Veigarv2 @Veigar_v2]

League of Legends is like playing Chess except all of your pieces move on their own and tell you to kill yourself

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The Romans would have seen this and immediately gone insane

[Dominos @DemDominos]

@TheYisusOne My 2 foot Weaville after genuinely getting the 3rd Triple Axle off and ohkoing the 10 foot alpha garchomp