X, I’m off. As in sod, thanks Elon. For the benefit of several followers, Mr. Curtis & Mr. Elton's much admir'd comedy #Blackadder Occasional #BlackadderQuotes
“You see, I am a colossal pervert! No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral - I'll do anything to anything!” #Blackadder
“Master William Pitt the Even Younger, are you disappointed?”
“Yes! I'm horrified! I smeared my opponent, bribed the press to be on my side and threatened to torture the electorate if we lost. I fail to see what more a decent politician could have done!” #Blackadder#GE24
“I couldn't be more petrified, than if a wild Rhinoceros had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife!” #Blackadder
“Oh, my head! ...Feels like the time I was initiated into the ‘Silly Buggers Society’ at Cambridge!... I misheard the rules and pushed a whole aubergine into my earhole!” #Blackadder#NewYearsDay