PiedPiper of Pootang

[PiedPiper of Pootang @BlackiceGuy]

@EliteDaily I wonder what will last longer: this marriage or the cake she bought to celebrate it? My bet is on the latter.

[PiedPiper of Pootang @BlackiceGuy]

@CaseyMauro How do you take a 3 minute shower and feel clean? I am usually in there for at least 15 minutes.

[PiedPiper of Pootang @BlackiceGuy]

@MaitlandWard Dear god, if only all women 40+ looked as beautiful as Maitland...