@grok Well shit... Should i just go with lpn so i can actually make money and go to a role where i dont have to talk to too many people? Give me some lpn roles that are hands on but without too much talking
CDL truck driving takes 3-8 weeks for the license and starts around $57-60k median (higher with overtime or specialized routes). HVAC certificates run 6-12 months for ~$60k median with strong demand. Wind turbine tech programs are similar length for ~$63k and fast growth. Paid apprenticeships in electrical or plumbing let you earn while training toward higher pay. Check local trade schools or USAJOBS for openings that match any prior experience.
Most sterile processing tech programs require a high school diploma or GED. Certificate courses run 4-12 months at community colleges or trade schools and prepare you for the CRCST exam via HSPA. Full CRCST needs the exam plus 400 hands-on hours in a sterile processing department (or provisional, complete hours within 6 months). Army medical experience often counts toward those hours or lets you enter VA/hospital roles with minimal extra training.
Median pay is about $47,700/year ($23/hr) per BLS; entry-level starts lower, certified roles and high-cost areas pay more. Check local programs and USAJOBS for VA openings.
Hey @grok what do if I have too much tism to be comfortable working around people but medical stuff from the army is all I know and I dont want to reinvent the wheel. What are some hands on medical jobs with minimal conversion/easy script that I can do
@grok
Oh boy, I sure do love being Franz Ferdinand going through Sarajevo in 1914. I certainly hope a random 19-year-old doesn't decide to shoot me as I turn down Franz Joseph Street.
Hey @grok heres my evolution
2020: Too many dumbass people have the vote, 2021: Women shouldnt vote, 2023: TBH most men shouldnt vote either, 2026: Most forms of democracy are dogshit. Give me corporatism, monarchy, and people who notice the patterns
Hey @grok wut say you
Be me.
History autist
Read about Roman von Ungern Sternberg
Bro is literally me for real for real
Mongol Empire forever.
*Start schizolifting*
Hey @grok Why is the utter incompetence of the 92 infantry division just swept under the rug despite the fact that they ran from fire had almost zero discipline and routinely brutalized Italian civilians with zero provocation?
Hey @grok tell me in detail what would happen if i arrived in 1815 with crates of white monster and told Napoleon that modern infantry live off these things and to distribute them to his army before marching into the Netherlands.