Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike

sittin’ around readin’ books about UFOs. NBA hoops. 80s hardcore (SST, Dischord, Touch n Go). Coltrane, Miles (Electric). Prog. Memphis soul. Philip K. Dick.

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @binnall @PieroghiGuy @bpleasies @TheQuengineer The gravy thickened overnight. Much better than it was yesterday

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @binnall @PieroghiGuy @bpleasies @TheQuengineer No, but I can toss on some pepper jack, banana peppers, or pepperoncini

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@binnall @PieroghiGuy @Brewerblogs @bpleasies @TheQuengineer Anyone care to join me for a celebratory roast beef debris sammich?

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @PieroghiGuy @binnall @bpleasies @TheQuengineer I stop paying attention and I jumped up to 3rd?! How the hell did that happen?

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@binnall @Brewerblogs @paulkimballfilm @bpleasies @SithDubh @daveedofthedead @firkon @PieroghiGuy @TheQuengineer Shitload of good it did me! I’m toast

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @bpleasies @binnall @SithDubh @daveedofthedead @firkon @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy @TheQuengineer @YouTubeTV Over the years, Memphis and Xavier have screwed me so many times. I gotta stop thinking they are good!

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @binnall @bpleasies @SithDubh @daveedofthedead @firkon @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy @TheQuengineer @YouTubeTV *clears throat*

Fuck Memphis

Thank you. There will be no other statements today.

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @binnall @SithDubh @bpleasies @daveedofthedead @firkon @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy @TheQuengineer Who picked Drake?

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @binnall @SithDubh @bpleasies @daveedofthedead @firkon @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy @TheQuengineer

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@binnall @bpleasies @TheQuengineer @Brewerblogs @SithDubh @daveedofthedead @firkon @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy You mean like Stumpp Feldspar and Dervin Hagglestead?

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@bpleasies @TheQuengineer @Brewerblogs @binnall @SithDubh @daveedofthedead @firkon @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy I didn’t say I disagreed with the logic. I spend as little time as possible filling out my bracket. It’s not like I know a damn thing or have followed any college hoops this year beyond knowing Cooper Flagg & Dylan Harper because the Pels might have a good pick this year.

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@TheQuengineer @Brewerblogs @binnall @SithDubh @bpleasies @daveedofthedead @firkon @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy Every pool I’ve ever been in has been won by a person in the office who has never watched basketball & made their picks based on which birds they like best.

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@binnall @Brewerblogs @SithDubh @bpleasies @daveedofthedead @firkon @karentotten @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy @TheQuengineer @UFOChronicles Done

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @UFOChronicles @binnall @SithDubh @bpleasies @daveedofthedead @firkon @karentotten @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy @Terry__Cox @TheQuengineer I have no idea what they are doing. The delusional of near contention they are living in baffles me. This team is dogshit & needs to be even more dogshit for a year or two to dig out of this morass of bad signings, bad drafts, & cap chicanery.

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@binnall @Brewerblogs @SithDubh @bpleasies @daveedofthedead @firkon @karentotten @paulkimballfilm @PieroghiGuy @Terry__Cox @TheQuengineer @UFOChronicles I’m in

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@TrillBroDude Travis Kelce, not Trill. Trill & Philadelphians in general are always welcome. Good folks

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@TrillBroDude Feel free to never come back, loser.

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @UFOChronicles @binnall @Terry__Cox @bpleasies @PieroghiGuy @jonesalina19283 @SithDubh @paulkimballfilm @karentotten @daveedofthedead @firkon @TheQuengineer Super Bowls used to be fairly inexpensive. My mom and her friend just decided to go and bought tickets

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@Brewerblogs @UFOChronicles @binnall @Terry__Cox @bpleasies @PieroghiGuy @jonesalina19283 @SithDubh @paulkimballfilm @karentotten @daveedofthedead @firkon @TheQuengineer My mom was there

[Blackwolf John Oates, aka Philosopher Dirt Bike @BlackwolfOates]

@binnall @UFOChronicles @Terry__Cox @bpleasies @PieroghiGuy @jonesalina19283 @SithDubh @paulkimballfilm @karentotten @Brewerblogs @daveedofthedead @firkon @TheQuengineer I would have made extra wings for you all, but I didn’t want to