Black Thomas

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Guy who never showers to conserve water

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Just a couple of cognitively fit guys!

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Expert on losing Michigan 👇

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

We live in a country where the entire political and media class talks about antisemitism every day, conflates antisemitism with criticism of Israel, meanwhile prominent Republican members of Congress are saying this with zero pushback from political or media elites.

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

.@adamvinatieri officially receives his @ProFootballHOF gold jacket 👏

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

most bizarre trend now is republican pols scoffing at cost of living concerns
https://t.co/D872wc9lfs

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The purest expression of corporate capture in Congress: With an explosive diarrhea outbreak sweeping the country, Republicans in Congress are simultaneously trying to ram through a provision that would repeal hundreds of food safety/animal welfare provisions.

Incredible.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Progressives winning races across Michigan?

That’s right, a blow to progressives.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

The future is democratic socialism or nazism

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

looks like they're labeling anti-data center people terrorists too 👇
https://t.co/WwFUk7j1Le

[Edmund 2.0💥 @EdmundOris]

After all said and done, the funniest moment in this 2026 World Cup is Ronaldo scoring 2 useless goals against Uzbekistan and saying “I’M BACK, I’M BACK”🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Lindsey Graham: "He had one bad moment in the January 6 thing when he stood up -- 'alright, now I've had it, that's it, I can't do it anymore' -- then he called me about 40 minutes later and said, 'Did I really said that? I can't believe it.' And he took it back. So I give him a 99.9 instead of 100."

[َ @psykeouts]

bleood robbers after they tried to fit his size 26 jeans after da jugg

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Destroying Flock cameras is the new Scientology speed run.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Boosie Badazz hired Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, two well-known right wing scammers, to help him secure clemency from Trump.

The rapper is now fighting to retrieve $300,000 from them. https://t.co/OzIu1tjgZ5

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

ICE claiming that everyone who flees for their lives is “trying to run them over” is so dystopian. Trying to live is declared a death sentence by these monsters.