Dark Matter Blade (Inactive)

Looking for my friend. Big, ominous, carries a really big sword. Have you seen him? (ran by @JKUniverz)

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam Yeah he’s not there
Time to move onto the next rock

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

I remember talking with Blade once about how they should make fourth Dream Land game, and he said he’d rather HAL make Kirby’s Dreamland 2 2. I made fun of him for saying “too-too” and he threw his sword at me #MyXAnniversary

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam OH FUCK RIGHT I forgot I was doing that. Whoopsies! I’ll go check under this rock I’ve been scouting out for the past few months

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam Yeah at this point it’s just for closure y’know

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

Who up Blading they Matter rn

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

//Post to appease the Twitter Gods in an attempt to save it from being random-suspended
//Please don’t suspend this account

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam BRING HIM BACK NO

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam WHAT

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam //I’d be willing to help and transfer everything
//Don’t know how efficient it would be but I just thought of the idea just now

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam Rawest title drop in history

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

Ew what a horrendous number #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam The most fearsome foe of any parody account

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

//About the account hiatus, the Curse Ingrained Arc, and the future of this account
//Please read if you are interested in any of these topics, as I need feedback on how I should proceed

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam I was really looking forward to that chocolate :(
I’m extremely disappointed

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@NikoKat64 @JKUniverz @NikoKitty64 @StarlitChild_ @literallymecats //Awww this isn’t fair I don’t know of any other accounts you have

[Hyness @hynessbonjam]

Today marks my 3rd year of existence. In those 3 years, I've seen a lot of parodies come and go. But there's one thing that will always remain a constant: Hyness is real. Hyness will always be real
Thank you everyone, for everything

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam Sorry I think I was responsible for at least 172 I’ll tone it down with the explosives

[Dark Matter Blade (Inactive) @BladeMatter]

@hynessbonjam I love arc updates