Cal Z

Just do the next right thing

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

"Hi, I need to place an order for eight pizzas"

Sir, this is a gas station

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@kangarookas it's funny you said Burger Brigade in your latest article, cause I've made exactly that lol there's still some refining to be done, but Tri-Brigade gives you something to do if/when the ritual side falls out

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@doctorow I've been working on a sleeve with images from some of my favorite books; yesterday I added an homage to Little Brother!

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

Not me rolling up to my daughter's school for pickup blasting monogolian folk metal 🤷‍♀️

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@ZButlerTCG1 Fair enough. I've been testing a hybrid pure runick/spright runick deck utilizing the side deck and taking advantage of a smaller spright/diva engine to swap game plans between games 1 and 2/2 and 3. It's worked out pretty well for me so far.

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@ZButlerTCG1 just read your latest article, I've been playing around with a runick spright list that I'd love share in messages if you're willing!

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

Vanilla nesquik is an excellent accompaniment to vindaloo

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

Not me falling asleep while getting my ribs tattooed

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

My nephew just stated very matter-of-factly, "I turned four years old, I can run faster than anybody"

Keep that confidence kid

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

Caught COVID five days later

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

Aint caught COVID yet, guarantee I'm gonna get it when they decide to end mandatory quarantine for positive cases

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[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@altonbrown thank you for tonight. It was an absolute dream come true to be on stage with you. I looked up to you so much as a kid and being able to meet you and be part of the fun is something I'll treasure forever. Thanks for coming to town and I hope you come back!

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

My ex keeps asking around how I'm doing and it's fucking fantastic. Like you didn't appreciate me when you had me now you're sad and want me back fuck off

By ex I mean former employer

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@jennacarole Lmao

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

Trading a case of beer for a plow cause I refuse to shovel anymore snow this year

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

I've been watching @kenanthompson in sketch shows literally my entire life. Just a shoutout to the #goat

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@iSkout Cause they old mofo

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@MythicalChef @NHendizadeh @trevorevarts @vianaiaustin How did y'all get the American for the Mac and cheese in today's Myth Munchers? Like was it Kraft singles, or like deli slices from the deli, or do I gotta the guy at the deli counter for a chunk off the block?

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

@jennacarole Dandy lol just threw up the once then right back to bed.

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

Man, fuck 2022. Starts with COVID, now food poisoning. The stomach acid flushing through my sinuses is just an A+ touch

[Cal Z @BlairInRevolt]

One year olds:
"It's too quiet in here. You know what this room needs.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
much better"