Blair Rowan

Do these social media bios cause an existential panic for other people, or is just me?

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins @level3pictures You're almost there. Fully admit to what you've done, pull down the videos, and sincerely apologize.

[clayLiford @clayLiford]

The beginning of the end...

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins That's all you have to do. Pull down the films and say you're sorry. Do the right thing, man.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins You can't get away from this. There is a surfeit of evidence against you. Throw in the towel, man. Just say you're sorry.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins If you have allowed yourself to get so tangled in a web of lies, you need to speak with a medical professional

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

4th and final step @frankiejhopkins: Please seek psychiatric help. I don't mean this in a shitty judgmental way, but out of real concern.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins This might be a difficult prospect for you, but it will be easier than the hell that's waiting for you if you don't.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

3rd step @frankiejhopkins: Take down all of the stolen films, publicly admit that you're wrong, and apologize to the filmmakers.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins You're still young, man. Chalk this up to a stupid mistake of youth, and don't fuck up your entire future.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins You will face serious legal consequences. Exorbitant fines and possible jail time. You will destroy the rest of your life.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins The filmmakers you've stolen from are big enough to forgive you now, but if you persist in this foolishness...

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

2nd step @frankiejhopkins: consider the weighty repercussions against you if you continue on this path. There are only cons, no pros.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

First step @frankiejhopkins: Call a friend or family member and admit to what you've done. Listen to yourself say it outloud: you stole.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins & if you sincerely believe that you're in the right here, then please get help. If that's the case, you are deeply troubled

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins You've already dug your own metaphorical grave. Admit you're a thief and apologize before you fill it in on top of you.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins The internet is anything but forgetful. This won't go away & it will only get worse. You've got an epic shit storm over you

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins You've got no one in your corner, and hundreds of people out to expose you. You can't win this. Just confess and apologize.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

@frankiejhopkins Just fess up to what you've done and apologize. Don't fuck yourself over any further than you already have.

[Blair Rowan @Blair_Rowan]

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[Erik Urtz @SnobbyRobot]

#WebSeriesWednesday: The Bad http://t.co/IdS0iSkCFB This week I watched a series about a pretty shitty rock band who can’t seem to give ...