Lashondra Buttmore

Black beauty living wit my baby daddy Dookie and my babies Da'quan (formerly known as Darlequa), Yoshanna, Tyquan and Nubian

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

They should name it Pamela Price international airport. The opening day activites can include a sideshow, a fried chicken eating contest, and an escape room challenge in which children try to escape from a lifesize replica of her hair.

[The San Francisco Standard @sfstandard]

What should they rename the Oakland airport to instead? Wrong answers only.

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@tainte9335 It is usually a tie between cousins Demetria and Penelle.

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

In my family gatherings we always had a battle over the last bucket of fried chicken.

[marina @marinasmigielsk]

Why is there always a random car that decides to run them over?

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@Dr_Joxe I told Lo'queefa that her butt implants could do a number on her legs if she chose the XXX-tra large model but she never listens to me or any of the squad! 🤷‍♀️

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

Wow! Our women's association Basketball game is going viral!

[Maine Antifa @MaineAntifa]

Pretty sure I seen a double dribble there.

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

Honorary mentions should go to Joy Behar, Lori Lightfoot, and Dr. Rachel Levine

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

Our daycare attendees had a great time going to our Friday outing to the 99 cent store. Too bad they are closing😞. Daiso or Dollar Tree will have to do but it won't be same!

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@tractordoctor79 @tweetstoselfetc Getting things together ya know. Me and baby daddy havin ups and downs and lil Nubian is a rambunctious 9 year old going down on his teacher's skirt, daycare business goin awesome though😊

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@tractordoctor79 @tweetstoselfetc That's cool you good now! I was about to suggest you serenade him with Michael Bolton's How Am I Supposed To Live Without You

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

My cousin Demetria took a trip to South Korea during tbat time and I asked her about this incident. She confessed that she was the one who had that little accident and regrets it very much. Hopefully the people at that ceremony can be understanding and forgiving.

[Koreaboo @Koreaboo]

Fan Who Pooped In Their Pants At The "2024 Hanteo Music Awards" Steps Forward
https://t.co/T75L5KTK7A

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@RelaxiumLady @HiettaH42504 She got that wig at my local @GoodwillIntl Cause I wanted rhat wig and she took it from my cart! She also took my anal beads too!😡

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@Critica1Me Of course! If she don't mind the crazy games our daycare kids play!

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

Let's welcome Trichomoniasis to the Hoochie-Ma daycare family! Her hobbies playing with frogs, collecting dog stools and getting as many face farts as possible. I am sure she would make many friends with all our other kids!

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@PatPanActivist Yes! Transition is beautiful and can bring positive changes! I made the choice to forcefully transition my then daughter Darlequa when she told me she was a Republican. A little over a year later, my now son Da'quan is a thriving woke transman and our family is closer than ever!

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

Whoa! Michael Jackson is raging on stage😲

[Maine Antifa @MaineAntifa]

Anti fascist rock rules! Screw trash cans! And fascists!

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@Alphafox78 From the looks on their faces I guess the line in the ladies room keeps growing and they need to take care of business before they mess themselves

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

What's the big deal? That's how we do PTA meetings in our side of the neighborhood!

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

Imagine The SMELL… https://t.co/CCV2yg6QNx

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

To save money on healthcare, many black families including my own go to the veterinarian for our wellness needs. However, we must be aware of the side effects of certain animal hormone combinations or chaos like this will ensue!

[Tom Hennessey @Tomhennessey69]

What’s happening here with the blacks? https://t.co/2r71kCwnKZ

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

Our daycare's friday party was a succes. I bet you wish you could be here!

[Lashondra Buttmore @Blakcreme]

@damekatydenise_ Don't forget the lack of chairs!