Blake Abell

Partial Owner of the Green Bay Packers (one whole share)/ mentally ill “actor” (bg)/ “comedian” (I write jokes sometimes)

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Gonna open up a discount organic grocery store and call it Half Foods

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

@Blitz_Burgh It’s kinda funny when it’s not your team 😂

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Do what you want to do
And go where you’re going to
Think for yourself
‘Cause I won’t be there with you

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

People like cigarettes after sex, because cigarettes during sex is way too hard

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Game of inches

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Dogs don’t know where they’re going, but they HAVE to get there first

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

The disrespect I feel when my face ID doesn’t work is crazy

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Businesses when you put ‘e-mail’ as your preferred method of contact

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

If you domesticate wolf spiders, you get dog spiders

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

If you’re ever in the southside of Chicago, you best steer clear of that mf Leroy Brown

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Has anyone seen an Englishman called Gavin???

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Now open!

One Man Boxing Gym: knock yourself out!

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

A new autopsy shows that 'Cop City' protester Manuel Terán was shot at least 13 times by police.

Terán was protesting Georgia's planned police-training facility. He's the first environmental activist killed by police in US history.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed https://t.co/QlD4rgppAi

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

as brendon urie was the only member of the band i presume this means he’s been cut up into little pieces

[Defend the Atlanta Forest/Stop Cop City @defendATLforest]

Manuel Teran, AKA Tort, was murdered by police yesterday. They were camping in a public park to defend the Weelaunee Forest. They are the first environmental protester we know to be killed by US police.

This is a big thread of submissions to love and mourn Manuel.

[KaylaJ @_wubwub]

All the parents who refused to get their kids tested for ADHD because they didn’t want to accept the diagnosis or get their kids on “meds” created a lot of adults with mental health issues, substance abuse issues, etc that are now finding out they have ADHD

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

Hello Kitty’s worst enemy is Goodbye Puppy

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

@YoshiAteMyPizza Did you experience fear and also loathing

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

I hope Japanese people get their KFC today

[Blake Abell @BlakeAbell4]

I see it’s time for the Vikings annual collapse