Blake G Baldassari

#baws

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

I really wish @bucees was at the #UFC freedom 250 event.

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

If just one tech company could realize we just want a weird lil flip, switch, slide, twist out phone with a real keyboard...
@nokia @MotorolaUS @BlackBerry
...oh and don't forget the headphone jack!

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

@lacroixwater @WaterlooWater @drinkspindrift
Pickle water and hot sauce water this summer please.
I will let you know who does the best job.
#waterboy
@reviews
#trend

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

@netflix how come y'all can't figure out the live streams 😭

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

@realDonaldTrump have you ever carved a pumpkin? If so what was the design?

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

@GenesisUSA please build the G90 wingback

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

Why do we put a napkin in our laps?
Bring bibs back.

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

@SabrinaAnnLynn
New song,
...I'm you're,
bed accessory
When you're next to me
And you're touchin' me
It's ecstacyyyyeah....
🤷‍♀️

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

Had a dream that I was honking at @PostMalone on West End cuz he was on a kid's Big Wheel playing guitar in the road.
I turned around and we went to brunch somewhere.

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

Car companies. Make a setting that just gets rid of the inside forg. @mitsucars @Subaru @Honda @Toyota
I know you've got the ♨️ button but that don't mean shit when you're in Nashville

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

One of the scariest things to me is a closed door at night with light leaking in around it

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

https://t.co/8bNkbnzlNn
Found them!

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

Well I guess since nobody else cares...where the fuck Florence and the Machine at??
#florenceandthemachine

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

I'm having a fantastic time in Europe except for... @CapitalOne fucking sucks. Eno help is the most useless piece of shit AI bot I've ever encountered. And how fucking long does it take to process a payment?
#capitaloneclassaction

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

Brooks and Dunn are up there in the best I've seen.

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

"Rhysand, you are using too much of you magic. You have to let us help!"

"Feyre, I must protect Velaris from King Trump's tariffs."

#TrumpTariffs
#ACOTR
#ACOWR
#Feyre

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

It's lovely watching the @Tesla drivers hey cold feet.
The Chinese make better electric cars anyways.
Sorry Muskypoo

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

@MaddieNolanTV @FOXNashville Kip Capley should learn Spanish.

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

I really hope @ChappellRoan next album is called Allies in Wonderland.
Please and thank you.
#GRAMMYs
#nashville
#Baws

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

@FOXNashville Only if law enforcement understands the difference.

[Blake G Baldassari @BlakeGordonB]

Where is the @justinbieber country cross over?
@KelseaBallerini
@JellyRoll615
@rascalflatts