Blake Houston

your friendly neighborhood whataburger Stan

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

Its national day of silence today. please take this opportunity to finally shut the fuck up for once.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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RT if you agree

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

@happysadbella Me personally, I wanna be sedated.

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

I swear every day I find myself relating a little more to Pete Davidson and I can't imagine that's a good thing...

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

@illegallbeagle

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

Yo this one hittin a lil close tho... 👀👀

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

@Chacelounge I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Marxist...

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

He’s poor now...

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

I really thought that I was a golden retriever boy, turns out I’m just manic...

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Biden right now:

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

It’s been nearly 50 years since Dr. Seuss dropped The Lorax and y’all hoes still don’t gaf about the earth? Ok then...

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

So you planning on taking the steps to make that happen anytime soon or...?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SCHOOLS MUST OPEN IN THE FALL!!!

[blake sauceda @blakesauceda23]

Hey @KaceyMusgraves it’s ur turn to write a musical I don’t make the rules

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

How the fuck do you even come up with shit this crazy?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

bro online therapy is weird. Like I'm really paying $150 an hour to FaceTime some old guy twice a week.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Jesus was lynched

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

@ecolijones Oh you mean Tuesdays?

[Xenpu @DstanfordHenry]

If David Attenborough dies I’m rioting

[FKA COWBOY @_ceaux]

Homegirl got her arm ripped off by a tiger and Joe Exotic’s first move was to throw on the EMS bomber. The drip never takes a backseat. #TigerKing

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

@amelia_amellia1 Sorry I can’t hear you from down there you’re gonna have to come upstairs

[Blake Houston @BlakeHouston15]

New drinking game ahead of South Carolina Democratic Debate sponsored by BET and Congressional Black Caucus, take a shot every time Biden mentions Obama.