Blake Berg

I'm Aquarius

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Why are half the people that watch my story girls’ profiles that say “watch my pussy” like girl... not now

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“Au sémaphore ton nom résonne
Et ne s'arrête pas, tu vois” 💙

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“do you know how much longer our food is gonna take? My kid is about to starve to death.”
“Bye bye.”

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Some crackhead lady came up to me and was like “DONT be at the poi factory tonight I do NOT want to see you there” and I’m so happy I have that story with me for the rest of my life

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I wanna be the one to walk in the sun!

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I put the attitude in gratitude

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Charging my vape before charging my phone cuz, priorities

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“I couldn’t find a ride to meditation Class so I just started drinking”

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I view my life as like following The yogic principles, like non-violence...
*hits vape*

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When I see ppl wear sneakers with no socks I throw up in my mouth a lil bit

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I need to start lying about my signs should I just tell people I’m Libra or something

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When I told my future husband that I’m Aquarius Scorpio and Gemini he all of a sudden became uninterested fuck my life

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🎶 Life has taught me that love with a man like you, is only gonna make me blue, but I love you anyway no matter what you do 🎶

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Honestly do some guys HAVE to take pics and vids of themselves literally every time they go to the gym like u look exactly the same as u did yesterday??

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Just ate 3 apple pies from McDonald’s

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Nicotine gon be the death of me but it’s ok I had a good life

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I need to see some live music in Minneapolis who’s gonna be there June 30-July 12 ??

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“How are u in such good shape?!”
“Hot yoga and e-cigarettes”

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Why did I have to be cursed with having such expensive taste 😒

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I’m staying at an Airbnb in Minneapolis for a few nights soon and my parents are basically telling me not to go outside at night like omg is it really that bad