❄Frosted Blakes❄

permanent headphone hair | UNT2020ish?

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

A perfectly timed crop dust is an art form.

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

@Snoozus You’re right Nate, carry on. 😂

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

Stop being offended for other people. Stop being offended for other people. Stop being offended for other people.

[Peter Dinklage @Peter_Dinklage]

2019

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

JTRHNBR

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

If I’m working at 4am, no I don’t want to stay late. Sorry not sorry

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

The airs always slightly thicker in a public restroom

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

Sir I think you accidentally pressed the caps lock key. It’s alright, happens to the best of us. It’s right the the left of the ‘A’ key if youre trying to fix that. Godspeed. https://t.co/FPrVl7xBQA

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HOUSE REPUBLICANS SHOULD PASS THE STRONG BUT FAIR IMMIGRATION BILL, KNOWN AS GOODLATTE II, IN THEIR AFTERNOON VOTE TODAY, EVEN THOUGH THE DEMS WON’T LET IT PASS IN THE SENATE. PASSAGE WILL SHOW THAT WE WANT STRONG BORDERS & SECURITY WHILE THE DEMS WANT OPEN BORDERS = CRIME. WIN!

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

@marinahana_ @baileyrekart22 I haven’t seen resealable bags

[Flanny. @FlannyTweets]

Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

All four seasons of Nathan for You are on now Hulu. Exciting.

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

PSA https://t.co/bTbIaT3rWf

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

$5.99 LARGE 2-topping pizzas are here until Sunday 6/24. Online & carryout only.

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

Nothing better than a day spent watching random “How It’s Made” clips

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

2 types of people. Some who can eat really gross shit like nothing, and some like me who will proceed to vomit from watching someone eat gross shit.

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

One time when I was younger I put some dish soap in the dishwasher to get the dishes extra clean and we came home to the entire kitchen filled with bubbles. Good times

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

Message to Texas, there’s a turn signal behind your steering wheel. It helps tremendously.

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

When your boss asks if you listen to djent. 😂

[George RR Martin @GRRM]

No deaths?! What a let down. #RoyalWedding

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

Everyone thinks they’re the first person to put Doritos on their sandwhich.

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

My ears aren’t damaged, headphones just need to be louder.

[❄Frosted Blakes❄ @BlakeMartin30]

Tenacious D have announced a sequel to 2006’s ‘The Pick Of Destiny’ https://t.co/eETAPiqYlw